posts that I think should be deleted at DN

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 02 Nov 2008 12:14

Oh...what happened to the "Shouldn't you be somewhere howling at the wind?" comment?

I was just going to ask if that's the same as saying someone is "barking (mad)"....

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 02 Nov 2008 12:17

chanilover wrote:Any time I look at this site there's yet another demented rant from you.

Wow, you're right. I think I'll change my pattern to talking about cocks, assholes, sucking, fucking, and/or some combination of all four in every single post.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 02 Nov 2008 12:20

TheDukester wrote:
chanilover wrote:Any time I look at this site there's yet another demented rant from you.
Wow, you're right. I think I'll change my pattern to talking about cocks, assholes, sucking, fucking, and/or some combination of all four in every single post.

Take a look through this miserable thread and see who brought up cockbreath along with a whole host of other casually derogatory remarks. Just some of the routine homophobic shtick you encounter now and again.

I'd rather talk about arseholes than talk out of one.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 02 Nov 2008 12:26

I guess I'm just disappointed. You are a smart guy with some interesting stuff to say. I usually enjoy reading your stuff ... but lately it seems like there's just too much of the old schtick.

But it's all a matter of perspective, of course (especially on the teh internets). Maybe I'm totally off-base. Or maybe I'm just selfish and want to read good posts from some of the smarter people here.

Anyway, let's not do a mountain/molehill thing. I might be demented (

), but I've got no quarrel with you.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 02 Nov 2008 12:28

ChaniLover wrote:Are you Scummypuke?

No.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 03 Nov 2008 14:34

SandRider wrote:
ChaniLover wrote:Are you Scummypuke?
No.

Oh. OK.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 03 Nov 2008 14:37

TheDukester wrote:I guess I'm just disappointed. You are a smart guy with some interesting stuff to say. I usually enjoy reading your stuff ... but lately it seems like there's just too much of the old schtick.

But it's all a matter of perspective, of course (especially on the teh internets). Maybe I'm totally off-base. Or maybe I'm just selfish and want to read good posts from some of the smarter people here.

Anyway, let's not do a mountain/molehill thing. I might be demented (), but I've got no quarrel with you.

Oh. OK.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 03 Nov 2008 17:30

you no smoke peace-pipe with sandrider too ?
oh. ok.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 03 Nov 2008 17:37

Pass that thing over here, man...

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 03 Nov 2008 18:01

SandRider wrote:you no smoke peace-pipe with sandrider too ?
oh. ok.

Sorry, your dick smells too bad.

Has any of the Yanks on here smoked real peace pipes with a Red Indian?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 03 Nov 2008 18:06

Post by **Freakzilla** » 03 Nov 2008 20:39

Wow, that was harsh...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 03 Nov 2008 22:28

Chanilover's comment or the
Mexican dirt weed in the pipe ?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Nov 2008 19:49

I'll post this here since I didn't think we needed a

The Wisdom of newfacedancer

thread.

newfacedancer wrote:Although the world seems like a grim place right now, I subscribe to the underlying theme of the Dune books which under times of severe criss unexpected creativity takes place.

History is an example of growth and decay of human civilizations, catastrophies and misfortunes happen throughout human history, but against overwhelming odds people survive and also create things that were unimaginable in past times.

Frank Herbert is an example of this. From his imagination has sprung a whole fictional universe inspiring a whole generation of people.

A few months ago, I had a vision of man and woman in their 30's who I was told by spirit would invent something major which would change the world. The Dune universe is a wonderful template to contemplate.

I am expecting something unexpected in this time full of doomsday prophecies.

So fess us, who wouldn't like into his stash?

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 05 Nov 2008 19:51

I swear that guy could be the twin of my old friend/singer in my band. Crazy as a fucking loon.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 05 Nov 2008 20:57

"Alice, I'm going to ask you a few standard questions. Has anyone in your family every been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
My uncle thought he was St. Jerome
I'd call that a big "Yes". Uh, are you habitually using drugs? Stimulants? Alcohol?
No.
No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 05 Nov 2008 21:30

Chig wrote:I'll post this here since I didn't think we needed a The Wisdom of newfacedancer thread.

What's his potential ? Can he produce like that over the long haul or is he a now-and-then ?

I'm betting BobaMatt will be an enduring source of entertainment. For one thing, he says he's a veteran poster on STAR BORES forum, and he's got some argument in him. Plus, he's signed up over here, so I thought maybe a thread with his name on it might draw him in.

BTW, I didn't remember there was a SpiceGrandson thread, or I would have posted in that today. I'll remember it next time. Or maybe confine all my Merritt-bashing to that thread.

hmmmm....doubt that.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Nov 2008 22:30

I no longer see any merit in such bashing. He doesn't squeal, doesn't squirm, doesn't seem to react at all...no fun, in other words.

I wouldn't count on NFD too much, he seems to have some sort of dysfunction. His crazed ejaculations are few and far between, and when he comes, it's just in dribbles....

Good gawd, this has turned autobiographical!

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 05 Nov 2008 23:13

No merit in Merritt-bashing ? The hell you say !
He doesn't re-act, but then, I don't think he could win.
He's a pussy, so he can't dish it back out.
Plus, as an official corporate mouthpiece, he can't come over here
and call us all dickheads & fucktards.
He's not a stoned-out everything's beautiful neohippie like Simon,
so that tactic is out.

It is kinda demotivating that he won't respond, but I just cling to the
hope that he cries himself to sleep at night on the couch after the
polish princess has kicked him out of the bed again for newfacedanceresque
sexual performance.

and by autobiographical, you are referring to your continuing battle
with erectile dysfunction, and not your contributions to this board, right ?
cause baby, that shit's rock hard !

Post by **Omphalos** » 05 Nov 2008 23:37

Oh, I disagree. Byron holds it all in until he explodes and does something stupid. There can be a lot of joy in that. Plenty of foreplay, if you know what I mean.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 05 Nov 2008 23:40

glad to hear that.
this here ain't my first rodeo,
but he's a new steer for me to throw ...

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 06 Nov 2008 17:58

serenity prayer‏
From: arnoldo fayne (afsparrow@hotmail.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: Sun 11/02/08 6:02 PM
To: thesandrider@live.com

god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change ...
uh ... damn ... forgot ... Hey Arnie !! what's that next line ??

. . . the courage to change the things I can
and the wisdom to know the difference. . . .
AA also has online meetings which you can access at the following site: http://www.aaonline.net/
Best wishes on your journey towards recovery. . .
"Arnoldo"

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 06 Nov 2008 19:17

Oh...you published his email address? That's a bit naughty.

Really, though, some of the stuff he has posted about his own experimentation with drugs, he doesn't have any room to judge anyone. (Not saying he's right and you need AA, mind you!

)

Hmmm...up till now I've just been assuming that "Fayne" bit was a joke or something...never associated it with the "f" in the address.

What's Spanish for "sparrow"?

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 06 Nov 2008 19:35

that's not really an email address to me, it's a free hotmail account.
I've got like 20 of those & useless yahoo ones.

I've got a set of real emails from my local ISP for real mail.
Screw privacy for people who play on the net.

Arnoldo Fayne is the name on the Israel paper he posted Over There, supposedly at the UT. That's the name I'm trying to get my buddy down there to check out - but they do seem to take that privacy stuff seriously. If he did in fact attend the UT and was graduated, well, I've got a problem with the Board of Regents. Standards have gone all to hell, obviously, but if they'll graduate Jenna Bush ......

And regarding the alcoholism thing, so what ? I'm old & retired, all my shit's paid for. My boys are fucking up their own lives now with no help from me. The only responsibilities I have are the dogs, and they hate me anyway...

And if Arnie is offended that I ridicule him and his struggles with booze and "recovery", fuck him. Don't post about it. This is internet jihad and he is an infidel.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Nov 2008 20:21

SandRider wrote:And regarding the alcoholism thing, so what ? I'm old & retired, all my shit's paid for. My boys are fucking up their own lives now with no help from me. The only responsibilities I have are the dogs, and they hate me anyway...

You've got a good country song going there...