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I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

Baraka Bryan wrote:

SwordMaster wrote:I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

cool. I actually do resume critiques and mock interviews for people as a side thing.

I volunteer to do that at the law school I graduated from too. I really like it.

SwordMaster wrote:I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

Dammit!! Where were you at my last job interview!?!?

SwordMaster wrote:I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

I've seen some pretty bad resumes...

nymphitz wrote:

SwordMaster wrote:I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

I've seen some pretty bad resumes...

Oh I have resume horor stories that are beyond bad...

Woah you guys all do the same stuff as me and you do it for free? Cool though, just hope you guys dont kill my job because you can get the same service for free.

*starts working on his own resume*

SwordMaster wrote:I am a Job Search Facilitator. That means I help folks find new jobs, and careers. Mostly writing resumes and telling people not to pick their nose on job interviews.

I'm not picking my nose - there's something up there.

I don't think Ive updated my resume in ten years. Well, maybe not that long. But i sure as hell dont remember where it is.

Last time I was out of work I used Monster.com and was hired in two weeks. I used their resume maker and attached my own, made in word.

I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Freakzilla wrote:I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Sorry Freak but I can't bring myself to lick whisky off your stomach

Rob

Robspierre wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Sorry Freak but I can't bring myself to lick whisky off your stomach

Rob

Is that a tradition in those parts?

I don't think I've ever had anyone do a body shot off me.

Freakzilla wrote:I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Congratulations, Freak!

Congrats Freak!

Freakzilla wrote:

Robspierre wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Sorry Freak but I can't bring myself to lick whisky off your stomach

Rob

Is that a tradition in those parts?

I don't think I've ever had anyone do a body shot off me.

Oh, I get it... drinks on me... ha, ha, ha...

Sorry, I'm slow today. I spent all weekend in a freezing garage under a car. I'm exhausted.

Congrats.

Congrats on the raise. Happy for you.

im a jack of all trades..i've done alot of jobs and do very well at all of them.....but i get bored too easy...i've only have one job over 2 years..and im 30...at the moment i install cable, phone, internet for time warner cable...want me to hook u up with a free unwired outlet...just pay my room and board, flight tickets..and ill come hook you up

Congrats, Freak!

No danger of being bumped up into a higher tax bracket, I trust...

Last month(well, I get Jan's salary in Feb') I just barely got into the next tax bracket, which is almost twice the normal pay for minimum wage.
That, of course, means I worked twice as much.

To those interested, min' wage here is about 3900 NIS(8 daily hours, 5/6 days a week), discluding bonuses, travel expenses etc.

orald wrote:Last month(well, I get Jan's salary in Feb') I just barely got into the next tax bracket, which is almost twice the normal pay for minimum wage.
That, of course, means I worked twice as much.

To those interested, min' wage here is about 3900 NIS(8 daily hours, 5/6 days a week), discluding bonuses, travel expenses etc.

I must have done something wrong... I get that that equals 1195.78 Canadian dollars an hour. Seems slightly off.

Another proud graduate of the Frank Herbert School of Math!


But you're right as far as the conversion, 'cause I get 1194.29 Canadian dollars for 3900 NIS, too. (And if you agree with me, naturally you're right. )

He didn't exactly specify hours, though.

Orald: what is the time period for that 3900 NIS?

(And there's no such English word as "disclude", btw.)

Argh, I said 8 daily hours, 5/6 days A week, and mentioned January's pay etc. It means all that money for a month's pay.
That's not high, that's quite low. Hence they call it "minimum wage".

Say 1$ US=4 NIS, you get 1000$ per month. So I got closer to 2000$ last month(being Jan's salary).

And while I do agree it's rather low(after all, it is min' wage), I do believe most people are just bitching about their salaries because they don't know how to spend wisely and how to save.

BTW, I meant exclude. I was writing this after my night shift and could barely hold my eyes open at the time.

orald wrote:Argh, I said 8 daily hours, 5/6 days A week, and mentioned January's pay etc. It means all that money for a month's pay.
That's not high, that's quite low. Hence they call it "minimum wage".

Say 1$ US=4 NIS, you get 1000$ per month. So I got closer to 2000$ last month(being Jan's salary).

And while I do agree it's rather low(after all, it is min' wage), I do believe most people are just bitching about their salaries because they don't know how to spend wisely and how to save.

BTW, I meant exclude. I was writing this after my night shift and could barely hold my eyes open at the time.

You'd be better off as a whore. What's the going rate in Jerusalem for whoring?

Freakzilla wrote:I got a raise today, 2.9%! Yeah! Drinks are on me!

Spend it wisely. Buy American!