Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

You guys are like desperate, ugly Albertan women:

You're SO easy.

(Think about it a little bit more and then hate me.)

Yes, euthanasia. And it's still lame!

Here's a real joke:

Why'd the tachyon cross the road?
Because it was on the other side!

Boooooo!

Here's one for the kids:

What's brown and sticky?























A stick!

(Liked the tacky one, too, GP. Still can't believe they didn't recognize the lame one! )

They didn't recognize it because it's lame

I don't know why I find the tachyon joke funny. I don't generally like lame science jokes, but I love that one