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WTF?

Posted: 02 Aug 2008 16:34
by A Thing of Eternity

Posted: 02 Aug 2008 17:24
by Serkanner
"WTF!" Indeed, never heard about or seen this before although the interview reads vaguely familiar.

Posted: 02 Aug 2008 18:02
by Lisan Al-Gaib
If i'm not wrong, It's a book of short story; It was the first that they wrote together.

Posted: 02 Aug 2008 19:54
by Omphalos
It is a short story. I had it on the Dune Secondary Souces list until I took down all the new shit. Wormhole published another shortstory under its own cover too. Fremen Justice, or something like that?

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 06:31
by Sev
Keith and Bobo wrote:Both of us are firmly confident that these Dune prequels are the best work we have ever written.
:laughing:

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 06:49
by Mr. Teg
Looks like they got sucked down the wormhole...last update 2004?

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:07
by lotek
No bright light, no sign of intelligence. Crawling into the smellhole, Stilgar stretched a leg down and located a fat arse, where he rested his boot. With his other foot he found a second idiot, and below that another. Standards going down. Ahead, he discerned low yellow light where the tunnel sloped to the right. He backed up and raised a hand, summoning the vengeful crowdto follow.

On the floor at the base of the rough steps he found an old bookshelf. Even with his nose plugs, he smelled raw crap. Bait for small preeqs? A fool's trap? He froze, looking for an outline. Had he already tripped a silent alarm? He heard footsteps ahead, and a drunken voice. "Got another one. Blow it to kulon-hell of Dune."

Stilgar and two Fremen darted into a side tunnel and drew their milky crysknives. Maula pistols would be far too gentle in the task ahead. When a pair of aspiring bestseller authors blundered past them, reeking of spice beer, Stilgar and his comrade Turok darted out and grabbed them from behind, yeah from where else if they were past them.

Before the hapless men could cry out, the Fremen shoved their shit stories back where they came from.

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 09:29
by SandChigger
lotek wrote:
Before the hapless men could cry out, the Fremen shoved their shit stories back where they came from.
:laughing-rolling:

Now THAT was funny. :lol:

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 09:40
by MrFlibble
And I liked this one:
lotek wrote:
Stilgar and his comrade Turok darted out and grabbed them from behind, yeah from where else if they were past them.
:lol:

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 16:45
by SandChigger
Could be more "butt of Gilbertus": grabbing the[ir] ... behind?

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 17:21
by lotek
yeah we can brainstorm too!

Re: WTF?

Posted: 23 May 2010 23:53
by Hunchback Jack
How much would you pay for this masterpiece?

HBJ

Re: WTF?

Posted: 24 May 2010 00:04
by Freakzilla
Hunchback Jack wrote:How much would you pay for this masterpiece?

HBJ
:lol:

Re: WTF?

Posted: 24 May 2010 02:34
by SandChigger
Wormedhole Contemporary Crapbooks? :shock: