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NICE!

Kewl

SandChigger wrote:Ah'm gonna burn in HAYLL! But what the hell!

Looking for BOB, the Mad Mars Face Man? You can always find him at

COMMON SENSE CENTRAL dot NET!!!

Oh, gawd, reading his actual poem again after a few weeks...it's too much!

Good lord, crazy bob has been a busy man. There is a TON of wacky shit on that site. Flying frogs, Mars pyramids, clingons circling around Uranus, wow. What a nut.

awesome, i love these motivational pics, i use them as my screen saver.

did you make that one yourself Gameplayer?

Yep, that's my creation. Reading gut-wrenching praise for bad writing has an inspirational effect on me
I've got some more, if you're interested. Check out the dune demotivator thread.

i added one heh heh heh

Will my water be taken if I admit I like the cover art? It's a striking scene, albeit one that appears to be taking some artistic license.

And, just so there's no confusion: cover = nice; words inside = abomination.

Nah, you can stay moisty for the time being. I rather like Youll's stuff, too.

Of course, since he seems to be a personal friend of the Hiker Hack, at least, he remains suspect on an individual level. He's interesting as an artist, though.

I think Youll does some decent art, but I think his sandworms look terrible. Honestly, he's pretty over-rated, especially when compared to Schoenherr.

From the latest issue of AnderZone The Official Kevin J. Anderson Fan Club mailer:

Brian and Kevin's new DUne novel goes back to the heart of Frank Herbert's phenomenal universe, delving into the history and character of Paul Atreides ,Muad'Dib, who was both hero and tyrant. Paul of Dune is a direct sequal to Dune, beginning one year after the overthrow of Emperor Shaddam IV and showing the terrible jihad Paul unleashes.. This novel spans the years before Dune Messiah and reveals how the beloved hero becomes a tyrant.
Brian and Kevin will be going on an extensive book-signing tour in September to promote the novel and meet their fans.

Some bs aboot sadworms as a NYT bestseller finishes oop the report.

Both Brian and Kevin Signings

September

16 Seattle University Books
17 Seattle Third Place Books
18 Portland Powells Books
21 Sacramento Barnes and Noble Heads up Omph!!!!!
22 San Francisco Borderlands
23 Mountain View Books Inc,
24 Half Moon Bay Bay Book Company
26 Huntington Beach Barnes and Noble
27 Burbank Dark Delicacies
28 West Hollywood West Hollywood Book Fair
29 San Diego Mysterious Galaxy

Kevin Only

September
30 Lone Tree Co Barnes and Noble

October
1 Nashville TN Davis Kidd
3 Dayton OH Books & Co.
4 Raleigh NC TBD
5 Greensboro NC TBD
6 St. Louis MO Left Bank Books



Rob

Robspierre wrote:From the latest issue of AnderZone The Official Kevin J. Anderson Fan Club mailer:

Brian and Kevin's new DUne novel goes back to the heart of Frank Herbert's phenomenal universe, delving into the history and character of Paul Atreides ,Muad'Dib, who was both hero and tyrant. Paul of Dune is a direct sequal to Dune, beginning one year after the overthrow of Emperor Shaddam IV and showing the terrible jihad Paul unleashes.. This novel spans the years before Dune Messiah and reveals how the beloved hero becomes a tyrant.
Brian and Kevin will be going on an extensive book-signing tour in September to promote the novel and meet their fans.

Some bs aboot sadworms as a NYT bestseller finishes oop the report.

Both Brian and Kevin Signings

September

16 Seattle University Books
17 Seattle Third Place Books
18 Portland Powells Books
21 Sacramento Barnes and Noble Heads up Omph!!!!!
22 San Francisco Borderlands
23 Mountain View Books Inc,
24 Half Moon Bay Bay Book Company
26 Huntington Beach Barnes and Noble
27 Burbank Dark Delicacies
28 West Hollywood West Hollywood Book Fair
29 San Diego Mysterious Galaxy

Kevin Only

September
30 Lone Tree Co Barnes and Noble

October
1 Nashville TN Davis Kidd
3 Dayton OH Books & Co.
4 Raleigh NC TBD
5 Greensboro NC TBD
6 St. Louis MO Left Bank Books



Rob

Why does KJA have so many book signings of his own? Don't tell me BH has set him up as the successor of FH's legacy. Or does this show that BH lets KJA do all the writing?

OK, first off, Brian is the older of the two (he's 61 this year) and has 15 years on Kevin. We have no idea what sort of health he's in, but the stress of a book tour is generally going to be harder on an older person. (I of course have no idea personally what a book tour is like, but Kevin makes it sound grueling—of course, he makes everything sound grueling.)

And then there is the whole aerophobe aspect.

Because BwiBwi is afeared of pwanepwanes, the range of areas he can attend signings in is naturally limited to those comfortably reachable by Amtrack. (And this is a guy writing about traveling in space. Sheesh. )

Well...evidently the book is already in some stores in the UK, even though it wasn't scheduled to be out until the 4th.

My my my, Amazon Japan is carrying both the US and UK versions....

I can smell it now...

Go search Paul of Dune on Abebooks.com - you'll laugh.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Go search Paul of Dune on Abebooks.com - you'll laugh.

Do they tear it apart or kiss it's butt hole?

Seraphan wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Go search Paul of Dune on Abebooks.com - you'll laugh.

Do they tear it apart or kiss it's butt hole?

Someone’s trying to sell a couple of copies for way over a million$

Sounds like a good way to launder some money, if you ask me.

Lol, now they're into illigal activities. Oh they just keep burying themselves . How long until the police storms into their offices and give Kevin a cavity search? Uh? Anyone?