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So good we are giving it away.....

Posted: 04 Jun 2008 22:18
by Dune Nerd
So some series that KJA has spewed out of the arse is so popular and well received they are giving the books away.

Why would a publisher want to do this? The only reason I can come up with is that they must be so sick of looking at the shit that they are willing and ready to give it away.

http://dunenovels.com/blog/page040.html
Hoping to get new readers hooked on the series, Rebecca and I have worked with the publisher -- Little, Brown -- to provide a *free* hardcover copy of Book 1 to fans, teachers, librarians, and service members in the US, UK, and Canada.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 03:42
by Robspierre
To me it sounds like he is copying a promo Cory Doctrow is doing for his new YA novel LITTLE BROTHER:


http://craphound.com/littlebrother/donate/


Rob

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 04:38
by inhuien
UK residents: Pay only US $11.00/book for shipping & packaging.

ONLY 11 bucks, oh where do i sign up.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 07:59
by orald
Wot, no Israel? :cry:

And after all the blowjobs I gave the guy!

KJA, you may NOT make me babies anymore! :x

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 08:40
by Fantômas
orald wrote:blowjobs
This is a word I have not heard in a long time!
She will not spit or swallow.

What is your modus operandi? Orald?

Re: So good we are giving it away.....

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 15:57
by Lisan Al-Gaib
Dune Nerd wrote:So some series that KJA has spewed out of the arse is so popular and well received they are giving the books away.

Why would a publisher want to do this? The only reason I can come up with is that they must be so sick of looking at the shit that they are willing and ready to give it away.

http://dunenovels.com/blog/page040.html
Hoping to get new readers hooked on the series, Rebecca and I have worked with the publisher -- Little, Brown -- to provide a *free* hardcover copy of Book 1 to fans, teachers, librarians, and service members in the US, UK, and Canada.
Why the dune novels promote KJA books that aren't Dune related????

It looks that they sell their asses to KJA...HLP is a sad group...

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 16:51
by Omphalos
Sell? I think that they just gave him their asses.

Posted: 05 Jun 2008 19:44
by SandChigger
Nah, they actively spread their cheeks for him.

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 07:55
by KJA
orald wrote:Wot, no Israel? :cry:

And after all the blowjobs I gave the guy!

KJA, you may NOT make me babies anymore! :x
Did I say stop?

Too much yacking, not enough lip smacking!

Image

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 08:27
by orald
KJA wrote:Image
:shock:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 08:35
by KJA
orald wrote:
KJA wrote:Image
:shock:
HA! Orald actually speechless.

Oh, wait. Sorry, forgot your mouth is full. :)

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 09:37
by GamePlayer
That is brutal :)

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 09:49
by Tleilax Master B
Brutal, and just a little bit disturbing :?

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 10:00
by Bijaz
KJA is definitely a disturbing person.
:evil:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 10:57
by BH
KJA wrote:Image
WHAT?!?! You told me you destroyed that video! I'am going to sue you!!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 11:04
by KJA
BH wrote:
KJA wrote:Image
WHAT?!?! You told me you destroyed that video! I'am going to sue you!!
Damnit Byron!

I said get my laptop back from Brian, I didn't say you could use it, too.
:evil:

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 11:11
by BH
Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 11:23
by KJA
BH wrote:Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!
Fooking self-published author wannabe!

How many times have I told you stop fooking drinking when you log onto the net!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 12:20
by BH
KJA wrote:
BH wrote:Eat it, you jackhole! You'are fired! And gimmie back all of those fony notebooks and floppy disks you wrote!
Fooking self-published author wannabe!

How many times have I told you stop fooking drinking when you log onto the net!
Dogmanned hack bastard! Your wife gives excellent head! You dont deserve it! You arent qualified to write Mad-Libs! If it were'not for me, you'would still be licking George Lucases ass and begging for the odd dingleberry to fund that annoying library in your house where all your books are faced out! GIMMIE BACK MY FATHER'S FAKE DOCUMENTS, ASSWIPE!!

And lose the avatar, you lying shit! That belongs to the HLP!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 12:30
by SandChigger
:shock:

We need a toxic waste warning mark for this thread. :(

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 16:05
by BH
Holy crap! I just realized! I LOVE the internet!

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 20:44
by orald
Well, that's what happens when you let people use more than one account on a board...even funny ones. :D

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 23:09
by Omphalos
KJA wrote:
Image
That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 23:11
by A Thing of Eternity
Omphalos wrote:
KJA wrote:
Image
That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.
I think (hope) that's his hand.

Posted: 06 Jun 2008 23:14
by Omphalos
A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
KJA wrote:
Image
That guys crinkly nutsack just cracks me up.
I think (hope) that's his hand.
I think its funnier if you assume its the dude's nutsack.