Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Chanilover in a comment on my blog wrote:I wonder why Hyppo didn’t start her own “Hello” thread at Jacarutu.

It's funny, but I was thinking the very same thing on the way down the road this morning! Great minds, huh?

So I decided to correct this unfathomable oversight on her part and start one for her, so we can welcome her like a new member of her caliber and reputation deserves.

Hey!

Hi Hyp! Boy you've changed, if I didn't know better I'd say you were an old chubby, balding guy with a beard and too much time on his hands.

orald wrote:Hi Hyp! Boy you've changed, if I didn't know better I'd say you were an old chubby, balding guy with a beard and too much time on his hands.

I would think it was quite obvious from the OP that I wasn't posing as her, dip.

Now I'm confused, Hyp isn't posting as Hyp?

SandChigger and certain others here claim to know me better than I do, so who am I to dispute whatever they choose to say, whether true or not?

Now there are TWO Hyps?!

Do the Hyps lie?

Don't know.

I assume you're assuming it's still possible to find her hips.

Hypatia wrote:SandChigger and certain others here claim to know me better than I do, so who am I to dispute whatever they choose to say, whether true or not?

Admiting there is some truth in what is said is the first and important step. Very good. Hands at your side. Deep breath. Just relax and allow all the tension to disappear. Now, when you say "I" who are we talking with?

SandChigger wrote:Don't know.

I assume you're assuming it's still possible to find her hips.

Uh, roll her around in flour and look for the wet.....Oh wait, that's to find something else.

Nekhrun might need that advice.

This most useless of posters has come here only to cause trouble. I cant imagine another reason for her to come, where she is detested and hated. Now she has chosen to ramp up her efforts at trolling by accusing various members of sabotaging DN, and has not changed her tone from our days before Jacurutu. I cant take this FILTH of hers any longer, so I'm taking corrective action now.

Hyppo, I am going to change your name to what it should have been all along. And, you are on double-secret probation. Your posting abilities have been revoked for two weeks. If I remember to reinstate them, you will be allowed to try again to be civil AND make up for your past crimes, and each and every one of them, when and if you return. Fail to apologize to Chig, Crys, CL, Freak and others, and we just may have a continuing problem. Your choice, lady. Or.....whatever.

If I may- perhaps she would quit if you all would? Really, she deserves most, if not all, of the enmity and hatred that she has earned. But she cannot prove she has changed, if she is not given the chance.



And has anyone ever considered the fact that she may not be a bitch- just is missing a little upstairs?

Pardot Kynes wrote:If I may- perhaps she would quit if you all would? Really, she deserves most, if not all, of the enmity and hatred that she has earned. But she cannot prove she has changed, if she is not given the chance.



And has anyone ever considered the fact that she may not be a bitch- just is missing a little upstairs?

I hope you believe me, Pard, when I say that with just about any other person, I would happily give that a try. With this one, hell no. She is stalking several of us on other boards and has made it crystal clear why she is here and what her character really is like. I completely believe that she is muckraking.

I personally want her gone, and if I thought I was outnumbered here on that issue, I would give up being an admin and stick to my own board. I am not interested in quashing anyone's Dune discussion, but come on, do you honestly think with her even present on the board that is going to happen, much less being active? I do not, so off she goes.

Anyone else who wants to join in bitching about her, come on over to T(A)U. Ill even let Preeks in for this one. Let's keep it off of Jacurutu.

Woohoo. Goodbye to bad news. And not soon enough was the 15 minutes over

*starts singing Jay-Z's Party Life*

It's so gangsta, baby

Damn it you guys, you're always having all the fun when I'm not online. I didn't even get to welcome her before she was already gone.

That was quick.

But not quick enough.


Seriously, Pardot, she hasn't changed. Her email to me the other day proved it to my satisfaction.

(Oops...I was supposed to have deleted that without reading it, wasn't I? How fallible my memory is becoming! )

I suppose I have to trust your judgement

Or I could just post the email like she expected me to.

Not to worry, she'll always have House Atreides and FED2K...unless RobinH gets tired of the BS and whacks her (and Omph? ) and/or the gamer boys catch on.

Anyway, there'll always be those Yahoo groups she admins or mods and her Latin board and ... and ... well, at least the cats still love her!

And one day she'll die and no one will notice and, well, at least the cats will love her!

Omphalos wrote:This most useless of posters has come here only to cause trouble. I cant imagine another reason for her to come, where she is detested and hated. Now she has chosen to ramp up her efforts at trolling by accusing various members of sabotaging DN, and has not changed her tone from our days before Jacurutu. I cant take this FILTH of hers any longer, so I'm taking corrective action now.

Hyppo, I am going to change your name to what it should have been all along. And, you are on double-secret probation. Your posting abilities have been revoked for two weeks. If I remember to reinstate them, you will be allowed to try again to be civil AND make up for your past crimes, and each and every one of them, when and if you return. Fail to apologize to Chig, Crys, CL, Freak and others, and we just may have a continuing problem. Your choice, lady. Or.....whatever.

NICE!

Omphalos wrote:This most useless of posters has come here only to cause trouble. I cant imagine another reason for her to come, where she is detested and hated. Now she has chosen to ramp up her efforts at trolling by accusing various members of sabotaging DN, and has not changed her tone from our days before Jacurutu. I cant take this FILTH of hers any longer, so I'm taking corrective action now.

Hyppo, I am going to change your name to what it should have been all along. And, you are on double-secret probation. Your posting abilities have been revoked for two weeks. If I remember to reinstate them, you will be allowed to try again to be civil AND make up for your past crimes, and each and every one of them, when and if you return. Fail to apologize to Chig, Crys, CL, Freak and others, and we just may have a continuing problem. Your choice, lady. Or.....whatever.

He shoots and scores!

SandChigger wrote:(Oops...I was supposed to have deleted that without reading it, wasn't I? How fallible my memory is becoming! )

Oh thanks, you've reminded me to read my neighboor's stolen mail. Had it in my drawer for a couple of days now and forgot to open it.

EDIT: Hmm, seems the bank is canceling his credit...Should've been obvious enough after the letters concerning his debt to MDA etc and all the warnings about impounding(?) his stuff.

And she's off, leaving nothing but a bitter taste in the mouth and a faint whiff of cat piss in the air.

Um...do we want to know how you got her taste in your mouth?

I mean, like...Dude...I wouldn't bite her with Orald's mouth.

Shut your yapping mandibles, Chig.

Besides, you'd suck off anyone if you had the chance, you damn tick!

And don't you go anywhere near my doggy!