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I'm curious to see what you all think.

The results are a lawlfest already.

How unsurprising.

DN ain't dead yet(unless you include brain-dead, that it's been for a long long time), and at least Ben gets to see the sun every time Kevin whips out a 100 to pay the male hookers.

Now that's a disturbing thought.

Great topic! I was still laughing from Chig's latest KJA bookcover and this kept the party going, also I'm drunk. I'm also thrilled that Ben is thought of as more alive than both of those places.

I voted DN just because even if it comes back, half its members might as well be dead and the rest already post over here.

Posting drunk or even a little happy is kinda fun, huh?

Especially the next morning!

Ben ain't dead, he and the other masons are in cryo sleep waiting to reawaken and save this morally corrupt nation!!!!

Rob

Well then maybe I should have said Ted Williams, because I heard his head cracked when they dropped it.

I officially grant Arrakeen "video game mod" status as of this post. It has the same chance of seeing completion and even if the best should happen, no one will care after that long

*rattles Ben's coffin*

There's still life in the old boy yet!

Omphalos wrote:Well then maybe I should have said Ted Williams, because I heard his head cracked when they dropped it.

it was fluctuating temps that did it....they didnt drop it

SandChigger wrote:Posting drunk or even a little happy is kinda fun, huh?

Especially the next morning!

Even better now! I'm pretty pumped about the 3 new flavors of Mountain Dew I found yesterday and am enjoying this morning. But back on topic (kind of), tell me about the Ted Williams head crack story. I'm not familiar with that. Also, I'm still happy with my vote.

I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

You can visit Franklin's grave, and people still post on DN.

Arrakeen has neither.

Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

And give it a spider walker body?

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

And give it a spider walker body?

Of course not, silly!

A pitching machine.

Freakzilla wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I'm suprised I haven't heard it being in Atlanta and all, very interesting. When they revive his brain they can just put it in a jar. Problem solved.

And give it a spider walker body?

Of course not, silly!

A pitching machine.

Pardot Kynes wrote:You can visit Franklin's grave, and people still post on DN.

Arrakeen has neither.

SOME people still post on DN.

But not for—what was it, Nekhrun?—5 days now.

You can still visit the former site of Arrakeen, to pay an odd sort of homage, if you like.

(And if you are very, very quiet and listen very closely, you can hear a small wee voice cackling and cooing, "Oh, my beautiful spam-free archives! Yes, we loves them we do, my precioussssssssssss!" )

I think staring at a message that is so annoying you want to scratch your eyes out, and that has been there for over a YEAR doesn't help anyone pay homage to anything. Unless the definition of paying homage has been changed to mean "wanting to blow it to fucking hell".

Or it could stay in the jar like Hitler's brain.

I don't believe Arrakeen is in a jar...

I wonder if I still have the most posts over there after all this time.

It's been, what, years now?

Two and a half. I think.

No, Arrakeen's not in a jar.

It's in the hands of a loon.

(Do loons have hands? Chicken don't have teeth....)

The jar part was in refrence to your brain discussion a few posts above.
How'd one get to think I was talking about Arrakeen anyway?

The sponge calls, the turkey comes. The chicken, however, laughs when the turkey comes, because the baster doesn't work.

We're kinda random this way.

Or that way.

Depends on how the wind blows.

And the spam fries.

I mean, flies.

Been over here too long.