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orald · Post by **orald** » 19 Apr 2008 01:14

*Gets a thick wad o' cash from GL*

*gulp* I say! *gets stonned to death*

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 28 May 2008 19:03

Freakzilla wrote: 2. Keep the profanity to a minimum.

This one sure went to hell lately.

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 28 May 2008 20:04

A Thing of Eternity wrote:
Freakzilla wrote: 2. Keep the profanity to a minimum.
This one sure went to hell lately.

Oh I don't know. I'd say we have kept it to a minimum. I think our threshold is just pretty damn high.

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 28 May 2008 22:00

I agree with Nekrhun. If Freak didn't want us cussing, then by damn he'd tell us so!

Wouldn't ya Freak

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 28 May 2008 22:04

Oh I wasn't complaining. Just laughing at the steady rise in cursing we've seen lately.

P.s. Doesn't really look like the little guy's laughing does it? Gets the point across though.

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 28 May 2008 22:10

Looks more like a sarcastic grin to me, but whatever, lol.

Post by **Omphalos** » 28 May 2008 23:33

A Thing of Eternity wrote:Oh I wasn't complaining. Just laughing at the steady rise in cursing we've seen lately.

P.s. Doesn't really look like the little guy's laughing does it? Gets the point across though.

For some of the groups I hang out in, we have a decidedly low curse rate.

orald · Post by **orald** » 29 May 2008 00:10

Yea, we're civilized men(and women). We know better than to curse, that fixes nothing.

Killing the other buggers solves the problem.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 29 May 2008 06:48

Pardot Kynes wrote:I agree with Nekrhun. If Freak didn't want us cussing, then by damn he'd tell us so!

Wouldn't ya Freak

I don't give a shit!

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

Pardot Kynes · Post by **Pardot Kynes** » 29 May 2008 09:22

That's our Freak!

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 29 May 2008 09:42

I think the cussin' is fine, just as long as we don't attract one of those people that screams for attention by swearing every other word

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 29 May 2008 12:10

orald wrote:Yea, we're civilized men(and women). We know better than to curse, that fixes nothing.

Pussy

orald · Post by **orald** » 29 May 2008 12:12

GamePlayer wrote:I think the cussin' is fine, just as long as we don't attract one of those people that screams for attention by swearing every other word

*sniff* That's awfully discriminatory, you know.

Mr. Teg · Post by **Mr. Teg** » 29 May 2008 12:15

orald wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:I think the cussin' is fine, just as long as we don't attract one of those people that screams for attention by swearing every other word
*sniff* That's awfully discriminatory, you know.

Pussy

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 29 May 2008 13:56

LOL

If I hate everyone, how can that be discrimination?

Damn, I just realized that we need a "crazy" or "psyhco" smiley here. It would have fit perfectly at the end of my last sentence

*runs off to the smiley thread*

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 29 May 2008 14:34

As long as you hate everyone equally!

Simon · Post by **Simon** » 30 May 2008 05:00

orald · Post by **orald** » 30 May 2008 06:35

A Thing of Eternity wrote:As long as you hate everyone equally!

Join the club.

Phaedrus · Post by **Phaedrus** » 12 Jun 2008 13:54

Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:Oh I wasn't complaining. Just laughing at the steady rise in cursing we've seen lately.

P.s. Doesn't really look like the little guy's laughing does it? Gets the point across though.
For some of the groups I hang out in, we have a decidedly low curse rate.

I agree. There was a phase when every other word I heard, from myself or people I was talking to, was some variation of "Fuck." And half the other words were some other curse word.

And that's barely midweight cursing.

You only attain to mastery when literally every word is profanity, and you're still intelligible.

Serkanner · Post by **Serkanner** » 12 Jun 2008 17:23

Phaedrus wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
A Thing of Eternity wrote:Oh I wasn't complaining. Just laughing at the steady rise in cursing we've seen lately.

P.s. Doesn't really look like the little guy's laughing does it? Gets the point across though.
For some of the groups I hang out in, we have a decidedly low curse rate.
I agree. There was a phase when every other word I heard, from myself or people I was talking to, was some variation of "Fuck." And half the other words were some other curse word.

And that's barely midweight cursing.

You only attain to mastery when literally every word is profanity, and you're still intelligible.

You mean like "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 12 Jun 2008 18:51

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'fuck' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'Fuck', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike.

In English, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley".
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks".
It's meaning's not always sexual:
It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the fucking work".
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much".
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beautiful".
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck".
As part of a word: "Absofuckinglutely", or: "Infuckingcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers".
As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'fuck'. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot".
Dismay: "Aww fuck it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now".
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy!"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question".
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here".
Incompetence: "He's a fuck off".
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "FUCK YOU!"

Post by **Freakzilla** » 12 Jun 2008 20:18

bryanvdk wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'...
isn't there a flash animation of that speech somewhere? i remember seeing it years ago

I believe it's originally written by Monty Python.

Post by **Omphalos** » 12 Jun 2008 21:17

Are you sure? I thought it was Carlin.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 12 Jun 2008 21:54

Omphalos wrote:Are you sure? I thought it was Carlin.

It does sound more like him.

orald · Post by **orald** » 13 Jun 2008 10:23

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot".

Yea, and they didn't pay much either!

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