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chanilover wrote:

fantomas wrote:

Mandy wrote:Penis?


lol

No Girl!

Do you really want to know?

Ok, "they (hairs) might not be called Pubic.

I do not know what else to call "them".
I do not have my medical books with me and they are packed anyway.

This is too much for my frail heart.

Are you wondering if gays shave their arsecracks?

Well, do they?

Mandy wrote:Well I just noticed he said "there are two" so he has to be talking about balls. I know that some guys do shave them.

I wouldn't dare try. It's not exactly a smooth shaving surface. It's probably one of the least favorite places I can imagine bleeding from.

Once you shave them you do NOT want to let stubble grow there.

Mandy wrote:Last time I checked girls have arse cracks too. If it's not the penis the only things left are the balls.

Ok, Ok...there is one more place with hai.......s

Freakzilla wrote:Once you shave them you do NOT want to let stubble grow there.

Actually, I did get shaved above my penis once for an appendicitis opperation, and I recall it's itchy as hell there. I can't imagine the agony of ass-crack itchiness.

There's only so much down there, Fantomas. The penis area has been mentioned, the balls, even the ass-crack has been mentioned.
There's nothing else there to shave unless I'm missing out on something.

And Nekh, I'd have used a shaving machine if I shaved, no way in hell I'm putting a razor near my Trouser Titan.

Male anatomy is bad for shaving there anyway(besides, how do you think you can shave something as unfirm and gentle as a ball sack with a razor?), being full of nooks and cranies. Females get an easier life, it's mostly smooth, flat surfaces. That's why Mandy has no problem using a razor, right Mandy?

orald wrote:I recall it's itchy as hell there. imagine the agony of ass-crack itchiness. :shock:the ass-crack has been shaved, Females get an easier life, it's mostly smooth, flat surfaces. That's why Mandy has no problem using a razor, right Mandy?

orald wrote:Male anatomy is bad for shaving there anyway(besides, how do you think you can shave something as unfirm and gentle as a ball sack with a razor?), being full of nooks and cranies.

By playing stretchy I think.

Fantomas, nice, uh, quoting skills...and memorable responses as well.

Nekh, you can stretch it, but the point stands, it's one bloody(litterally ) sensitive place to sue a razor on.
Just use a machine if you're so desperate to shave it.

fantomas wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Hmmm...

Arse cracks!
Sweaty arse cracks!
The kind that give Fanty
Heart attacks!
Arse cracks!
Armor arse cracks!
The kind kids love to eat!



Er...sorry, kinda morphed into that hotdog weiner jingle at the end, didn't it?

I'd like to propose that we bestow an honorary...position on Fantomas.

And then shave him.

..and i didn't think you cared about me...you lovable bug, can I call you My Buggy?

orald wrote:Nekh, you can stretch it, but the point stands, it's one bloody(litterally ) sensitive place to sue a razor on.
Just use a machine if you're so desperate to shave it.

I thought I made it clear that was one place I wouldn't want to shave.

So you're saying you've shaved everything but your balls? even your ass crack? That would sure make for an interesting(read: freakish) sight.

I hear it's done with hot wax and paper *cringes* "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

orald wrote:So you're saying you've shaved everything but your balls? even your ass crack? That would sure make for an interesting(read: freakish) sight.

I've shaved my head, the one on my shoulders, my face and once for a stress test had parts of my chest shaved. Also places where I've had tattoos, that's it. My balls and ass are Samsonesque.

I think only the part above the penis, anything too near it or the balls has too much lose skin to tear off easily. Wax relies on relatively tight skin.

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Nekhrun wrote:My balls and ass are Samsonesque.

*Pukes*

Hmm, I wonder how they do it then. Maybe a lint roller

I've wondered the same thing, but obviously they shave. What I wondered was "machine or razor?".
Anatomically it can only be a machine for anything just around the penis and balls.

fantomas wrote:can I call you My Buggy?

Only if I can call you Sweaty Shaved Asscrack of Jacurutu.

I thought that title belongs to Nekh.

We should rename this thread The Shave Room.

GamePlayer wrote:Hmm, I wonder how they do it then. Maybe a lint roller

SandChigger wrote:

fantomas wrote:can I call you My Buggy?

Only if I can call you Sweaty Shaved Asscrack of Jacurutu.

My wife is looking over my shoulder and she suggest you include smelly

orald wrote:Fantomas, nice, uh, quoting skills...and memorable responses as well.

Nekh, you can stretch it, but the point stands, it's one bloody(litterally ) sensitive place to sue a razor on.
Just use a machine if you're so desperate to shave it.

Just trim down really close with a good pair of scissors and you can use a good razor or electric to get that silky smooth finish


Rob

Maybe it's permanent? Perhaps they use laser hair removal!

fantomas wrote:

SandChigger wrote:

fantomas wrote:can I call you My Buggy?

Only if I can call you Sweaty Shaved Asscrack of Jacurutu.

My wife is looking over my shoulder and she suggest you include smelly

Well, she oughta know, I guess.

Works for me:

YOU ARE SMELLY SWEATY SHAVED ASSCRACK OF JACURUTUUU!

WELCOME TO LARRY TOWN!

Mandy wrote:Last time I checked girls have arse cracks too. If it's not the penis the only things left are the balls.

Yea, but you gals generally only have those cute lil blonde hairs back there. the kind that stand straight up when you rub them a bit.