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I've always been a big fan of Demotivator posters so a while back I made a bunch. I was going to make more but kinda got sidetracked and so here are the ones I was able to make. I hope they give you all a chuckle or at least inspire you to make some more funny versions of your own.

You can make Demotivator posters by going to the Despair Inc. website and uploading your own pictures. Try it out!

Also I'd like to give a great big thanks to inhuien for supplying me with the screen shots I needed to make these posters. I owe ya

Now, without further delay, here we go:

This is gonna be fun!

Those are pretty funny! The thumper one cracked me up.. cause you know someone made a porn film with one of those too.

I don't get the spice one or the family one. What's 4:20? Tea time?

orald wrote:What's 4:20? Tea time?

It's a reference to a different drug.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

Dope heads... *sigh*

Wikipedia wrote:Many North American cannabis users continue to observe 4:20 as a time to smoke communally. By extension April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. dating shorthand) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.

So it's true! Dopies are nazies! That's Hitler's b-day they're really celebrating there!


I'm gonna set a world record at mentioning nazies/Hitler in forum threads.

orald wrote:Dope heads... *sigh*

Uptight sexually ambiguous attention craving square heads...*sigh*

poop!

I'm at a loss for a caption for this. There must be something...

You know, you can delete your posts(little X button on the right of the "edit" one), or at least until someone else responds I think.

What's that Brian's wearing on his elbow joint?

And Pooplon, don't you start a naming war after expressing interest in fecies.

Actually, that thing on his arm is one of those house arrest thingies...only they put this one on his elbow because he's too addled to know to take it off. If he wanders too far out of the house an alarm goes off.

"Who are you, sir?"

"I'm Brian."

"Uh...where do you live?"

"I'm Brian."

"What's your last name?"

"Same as my mom and dad's. I had a name tag...but I ate it. It tasted bad and stuck to my tongue. It tasted like dirt. And poop."

HoosierDaddy
I was thinking your "prequels books in the public toilet" picture would be prefect for a Demotivator (if you could get the picture a little larger). Just off the top of my head, perhaps something like:

Picture: Prequels in the urinals
Title: Usefullness
Tag Line: Every product has some

Mandy
I shudder to think

orald
"Family" is a line from Pirates of the Caribbean. Feyd's family link as a cousin to Paul makes the line work and the fact that Sting is a vocalist...

Sandchigger
Not bad. There has to be plenty of good KJA/BH pictures out there to abuse. I gotta come up with some good ones.

Well, they're old, you can't expect them to be pretty.

But what really makes me wanna hurl is Brian's hair- what a curly abomination!

When he gives Kevin a blow job he gets his curly hair caught up in Kev's pubes.

GamePlayer wrote:Also I'd like to give a great big thanks to inhuien for supplying me with the screen shots I needed to make these posters. I owe ya

You're more than welcome, you did a good job that heartplug one leaves me feeling soo blahh. So job done!!

chanilover
Simple, direct, true. I like it

inhuien
Hehehe, glad you like 'em We should make some more.

HoosierDaddy
That is pure gold, baby. I salute you!

GamePlayer wrote:chanilover
Simple, direct, true. I like it

inhuien
Hehehe, glad you like 'em We should make some more.

HoosierDaddy
That is pure gold, baby. I salute you!

I can't take credit for the afterlife quote. That came from an amazon.com book review. Good stuff like that deserves a demotivator.

Nekhrun wrote:

Famous last ... moos? meows? hairball gaggings?

I'd give Arrakeen a Duke Nukem Forever refrence.