Dune Demotivators
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- SandChigger
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- orald
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- SandChigger
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- GamePlayer
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- orald
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Anyway...
Crys, flattered as I am of your comparison of my person to an ass, and despite my being as remarkably well endowed as I surely am, I cannot in all honesty pretend to be as well blessed as your homoerotic fantasies have led you to believe.
And while I do have a cousin who has prominent front incisors, I myself have never been accused of such. I think the boil on your nose, CL, is obstructing your vision, and no doubt you've made your elderly on-off lover, SC, acho it in the hopes of getting some.
Oh, and thanks for your concerns over my well-being, I've just returned from filling that hole with rocks and then filling another nearby hole(goddamn metal thieves! ), even deeper this time(5' deep at least, I'd break my head on the rim if I fell) I've aspied.
There's one more lid they haven't stolen yet, and God only knows how deep that shit is.
But hey, at least it's put for good use- what do you think those Arab thieves make their home-made rockets from?
Crys, flattered as I am of your comparison of my person to an ass, and despite my being as remarkably well endowed as I surely am, I cannot in all honesty pretend to be as well blessed as your homoerotic fantasies have led you to believe.
And while I do have a cousin who has prominent front incisors, I myself have never been accused of such. I think the boil on your nose, CL, is obstructing your vision, and no doubt you've made your elderly on-off lover, SC, acho it in the hopes of getting some.
Oh, and thanks for your concerns over my well-being, I've just returned from filling that hole with rocks and then filling another nearby hole(goddamn metal thieves! ), even deeper this time(5' deep at least, I'd break my head on the rim if I fell) I've aspied.
There's one more lid they haven't stolen yet, and God only knows how deep that shit is.
But hey, at least it's put for good use- what do you think those Arab thieves make their home-made rockets from?
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
- Omphalos
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Did orald just write fanfic about most men on the board getting it on with each other? Talk about wishful thinking.orald wrote:Anyway...
Crys, flattered as I am of your comparison of my person to an ass, and despite my being as remarkably well endowed as I surely am, I cannot in all honesty pretend to be as well blessed as your homoerotic fantasies have led you to believe.
And while I do have a cousin who has prominent front incisors, I myself have never been accused of such. I think the boil on your nose, CL, is obstructing your vision, and no doubt you've made your elderly on-off lover, SC, acho it in the hopes of getting some.
Oh, and thanks for your concerns over my well-being, I've just returned from filling that hole with rocks and then filling another nearby hole(goddamn metal thieves! ), even deeper this time(5' deep at least, I'd break my head on the rim if I fell) I've aspied.
There's one more lid they haven't stolen yet, and God only knows how deep that shit is.
But hey, at least it's put for good use- what do you think those Arab thieves make their home-made rockets from?
- SandChigger
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- orald
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SC sure is sad this isn't ancient Greece.
CL, it's alright, I know you love me, and I'm rather fond of you as well.*
It's alright though, it's not like you really need to be able to count in this age of electric calculators.
*I might be lying so as not to hurt your feelings.
CL, it's alright, I know you love me, and I'm rather fond of you as well.*
If Crys, CL and SC are "most men on the board" then yea.Omph wrote:Did orald just write fanfic about most men on the board getting it on with each other?
It's alright though, it's not like you really need to be able to count in this age of electric calculators.
*I might be lying so as not to hurt your feelings.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
- Ampoliros
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"Fan Boys: Yeah we get paid to do this!"HoosierDaddy wrote:I'm at a loss for a caption for this. There must be something...
Score one for Barbarism, Civilization protects Hacks Like Us.
Hack: If you cant do it yourself, fake it, copy it, steal it, and if you have to, Shit all over it.
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- Tleszer
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- TheDukester
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Here's one I did while waiting for my players to make their moves in our last online Dune game ... we had a big blank area of the map that I filled with this:
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I just remembered that I slugged this photo "Dickheads.jpg." Man, I crack myself up ...
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I just remembered that I slugged this photo "Dickheads.jpg." Man, I crack myself up ...
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
- GamePlayer
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