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Omphalos wrote:

chanilover wrote:Sodomy was a crime even for heteros, and until recently a man who had anal sex with his wife in private was committing a crime, as the Sex Offences Act had only decriminalised sodomy between two men in private.

A man having anal sex with his wife is a "myth," not a "crime."

HAHAHAHAHA! That is comedy gold

chanilover wrote:Fag hags?

Freakzilla wrote:Georgia law prohibits (repealed in 1998) sodomy — defined as "any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another" — regardless of the gender of the participants.

I think you had to do it missionary style with your pants around your ankles, too.

Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now? So all those times people threatened to sodomise me, they were just offering me a blowjob? Goddammit I missed out on so many blowjobs!

Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?

Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while.

So all those times people threatened to sodomise me...

I'm sure there's a whole buttload of stories behind that, but I just can't face them now, so please ... don't.

Man, you're no fun at all!

Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs

SandChigger wrote:

Schu wrote:Wait what? Oral sex is sodomy now?

Only on the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night when an innocent man was hung.
It's such a pain being hung.
Especially like a horse.
But you get used to living with it after a while.

You're talking about your room-mate, right?

Well ... I guess you could call it that, since it's lived in any room/apartment/house I ever had.

Myself, I usually just call it "Mr Happy". Or "God's Gift To ... Well, Everything." Or sometimes "Simba" or "Jumbo".

The vertically smiling python of love?

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)

Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)

Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)

Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog- ... collar.JPG

(I don't know how to post images).

Why do I keep coming back to this thread. I should know better ...

You's just a he'pless moth to our flame, woman.

SadisticCynic wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, One Eyed Wonder Worm, etc...

I picked a simple, manly name:

SPIKE. (Must be all caps)

Does it wear one of these? http://www.leathersmithdesigns.com/dog- ... collar.JPG

(I don't know how to post images).

My college roommate's friend is known as "RoboCock." I believe he has seven piercings.

GamePlayer wrote:Not like me. I'm a barrel of laughs

Oooh yeah, I'm gonna hang that up in my bedroom!

I've created a monster!