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Hi, I am new here. :D

I started out on Dumbnovels were my posts were frequently (well, almost always) edited or deleted by the Almighty Tool, but some of you may know me better from Hairy Ticks or Hoary Tales.

Cheers!
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Welcome!

(The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling :wink: )
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Hello :)
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Hey
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Hi
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Welcome! I do think you're responsible for one or two of the horrible fan-fics on Hoary Tales, am I right? Shocking, revolting things. :(

:wink:

Who's the Almighty Tool, may I ask? I'm used to have that name addressed at my Titan Trouser by lucky females, but am clueless as to who else has had this nickname stuck upon.
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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Welcome!

@ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.
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Hi Bijaz, nice to meet you. Loved your "fanfics", lol.
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Oh, its you. :P

Helloooooooooooooo!
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Serkanner wrote:@ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.
That's what I thought from the context, but I didn't realize he's a member. :o

He sure isn't using that name.
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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(Um, "Spice Grandson"? Hello? :roll: )


Nasty midget onboard! WILL run amok! Don't turn yer back on it! :D
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If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!
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Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.

But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him. :twisted:

That WAS your intent, right? :wink:
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Please don't.
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Would I do that? *innocent*
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orald wrote:Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.

But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him. :twisted:

That WAS your intent, right? :wink:
Good old orald. Given an inch, he wants a mile. :roll:

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Length is everything. ;)
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Size doesn't matter! :shock:
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Size doesn't matter as long as your size is within the comfort zone. Not too small, not too big, but just right! :)
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Omphalos wrote:If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!
But he does have prescience, right? He might know before we shoot...

He-hey!! Bijaz, nice to meet ya...
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Freakzilla wrote:Welcome!

(The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling :wink: )
The Tool is a member, huh :wink: Ok, I'll try to be careful...
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I like them smallish.
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orald wrote:I like them smallish.
Um, I hope you don"t mean little people...

Gots little legs,
Gots little feet,
but I sure can run,
When Orald waves his meat.
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No, I mean them.




Much, much worse than "people".
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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YO! About freakin time! :wink:

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