Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I like this one:



and this one



and let's have some spice beer


PS: this is my favourite, I use it quite a lot: , but it's already here, so nevermind.

Hey Freak, are we getting to the point where we can add some new smileys???

Tleilax Master B wrote:Hey Freak, are we getting to the point where we can add some new smileys???

Bump...

This-post-is-worthless-without-smileys !!!

I'm still waiting on access to the server.

Where the hell's my vomit?

Same place as my server access, I guess.

GamePlayer wrote:Where the hell's my vomit?

I'm not sure we should find that out...

Hahahaha. Excellent replies you two. Sounded more dubious than I thought

Your vomit, sir -



Some more suggestions for the library -

chanilover wrote:

Is that a personal pic of Hyp?

orald wrote:

chanilover wrote:

Is that a personal pic of Hyp?

Panicked Moderating Sl**...

Yep, it's her...

What's really scary is I thought the same thing last night when I first saw it.

That first letter kinda looks like a 'D' though.

DuMbShit?

(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)

SandChigger wrote:(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)

Its a bloody tampon hanging out of her cooter.

I think this one is best for Hyppo.

Omphalos wrote:

SandChigger wrote:(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)

Its a bloody tampon hanging out of her cooter.

My wife informed me the other day that "cooter" is not the proper nomenclature. I found out from my response that the other "C-word" is not acceptable either.

Women, you can never win with them.

I always thought cunny was a good one, simply because it's almost impossible to say the word without laughing. Like "sugar" in place of "shit". Anyone who says the word simply cannot be taken seriously

Every time I hear the word "cunny," which actually is not all that frequently, I think of that nutjob in the city of Lud in Stephen King's Dark Tower books who kept calling Jake a cunny when he kidnapped him.

Freakzilla wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

SandChigger wrote:(Is that food hanging out of her mouth? Or a mouse maybe?)

Its a bloody tampon hanging out of her cooter.

My wife informed me the other day that "cooter" is not the proper nomenclature. I found out from my response that the other "C-word" is not acceptable either.

Women, you can never win with them.

Cooter works just fine for me. Tell your wife sorry.

It wasn't in response to you. My two year old daughter was walking around naked and I told her to put panties on and that nobody wanted to see her cooter. Thus came the correction.

Omphalos wrote:Every time I hear the word "cunny," which actually is not all that frequently, I think of that nutjob in the city of Lud in Stephen King's Dark Tower books who kept calling Jake a cunny when he kidnapped him.

Lud as in Israel? Lol, if so then Stephen King doesn't know jack about Lud- it's not this "Jake" who'll be doing the kidnapping there.

It's a spooky place.

I might be exaggerating. Maybe.

Lud as in an imaginary city in a book, Orald. You should read The Dark Tower, it's good. Jake didn't do any kidnapping, he was the kid who was napped.

Oh, kidnapped "him"=Jake. It could be understood either way.

And either way, I'm not reading Stephen King. And that's it, my neighboor already tried to make me read it.

You should listen to your neighbor! The same neighbor who suggested ASoIaF?

The same neighboor who reads David Eddings and just recently was FINALLY put off by the fact that ALL his books are the same with different titles and names.

The same neighboor who refuses to read anything after Dune because about 30 years ago she got disappointed with DM, and won't even reread Dune because "it's in the past now".

The same neighboor who has about 10 Dragonlance books in her cabinet for reasons I'd rather not contemplate.

The same neighboor who doesn't want to read ASoIaF anymore because she doesn't like it when good characters die and there's no clear "happy end".


See the pattern?