A "Top 5" thread

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Apr 2008 17:56

I've never seen him in anything besides SW and I could not believe he was cast for that.

orald · Post by **orald** » 06 Apr 2008 18:21

Freakzilla wrote:I could not believe he was cast for that.

Lucas says he gives a mean blowjob.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 06 Apr 2008 18:30

orald wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:I could not believe he was cast for that.
Lucas says he gives a mean blowjob.

He must!

Fantômas · Post by **Fantômas** » 07 Apr 2008 09:52

In Apocalypse Now, the scene where the door gunner is asked,
How can you shoot running women & children?

Orald, since your an avid shootist, do you remmember the answer the gunner gave? or anyone else remembers?

Tleilax Master B · Post by **Tleilax Master B** » 07 Apr 2008 09:59

fantomas wrote:In Apocalypse Now, the scene where the door gunner is asked,
How can you shoot running women & children?

Orald, since your an avid shootist, do you remmember the answer the gunner gave? or anyone else remembers?

Its easy, you just got to lead them a little more--or something along those lines?

Fantômas · Post by **Fantômas** » 07 Apr 2008 10:05

Tleilax Master B wrote:
fantomas wrote:In Apocalypse Now, the scene where the door gunner is asked,
How can you shoot running women & children?

Orald, since your an avid shootist, do you remmember the answer the gunner gave? or anyone else remembers?
Its easy, you just got to lead them a little more--or something along those lines?

Yes....almost, is like...

Easy....just don't lead them as much.

women & children being slower runners than men.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 10:21

My dad was a door gunner in Viet Nam (1/14th Air Cavalry), he told me the same story when I was about six-years-old.

I asked him what he did in the war. Then I asked him how he knew what to shoot at being that high up. He said there were AoAs (Areas of Operation) where you shot anything that moved.

What they left out in the movie was that they were also shooting water buffalos, monkeys, birds... whatever moved.

The horror...

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 07 Apr 2008 11:34

Wrong film, people. That was Stanley Kubrick's film Full Metal Jacket (1987).

Joker
How can you shoot women and children?

Doorgunner
Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. (laughs) Ain't war hell?

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 11:41

D'oh, sure was. Can't believe I missed that. I own both of them even.

Fantômas · Post by **Fantômas** » 07 Apr 2008 12:38

GamePlayer wrote:Wrong film, people. That was Stanley Kubrick's film Full Metal Jacket (1987).

Joker
How can you shoot women and children?

Doorgunner
Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. (laughs) Ain't war hell?

I was thinking of the Air Cav in Apocalypse Now & got confused.

Debating within my self if the scene in "Now", the one where Robert Duvall
says, like, "you smell that...... It smells like... Victory!, was funny enough
then I chose the helicopter scene. But, it was all those Air Cav Helicopters, they just stuck in my mind. What awesome footage of "The Air Cavalry"

The Horror, The Horror

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 13:06

The full quote is(courtesy of IMDB):

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Speaking of Full Metal Jacket(awsome movie, a real classic), I never understood what's the fuss about in the scene Joker finishes the sniper.
She's in pain, she's asking for death, he's just giving her a coupe de-grace(which personally I don't know if I would've given, after seeing my platoon members being shot).

It's got lots of great moments, like the Peace Symbol pin scene, the hooker scene("Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time."

) and of course "Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

That movie made some very famous quotes.

The Princess Bride has lots of funny moments.
Just finished rewatching it. Meh, Cary Elwas was so damn hot back then, I couldn't decide who to stare more at in his scenes with Robin Wright Penn.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 13:31

The basic training portion of FMJ was pretty accurate compared to my basic training, as far as the way the drill instructor talked to them. It was almost word for word.

"We've got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

and

"They'd rather be alive than free... poor, dumb bastards."

are a couple of my favorite lines.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 13:31

orald wrote:The Princess Bride has lots of funny moments.
Just finished rewatching it. Meh, Cary Elwas was so damn hot back then, I couldn't decide who to stare more at in his scenes with Robin Wright Penn.

INCONCEIVABLE!

Post by **Omphalos** » 07 Apr 2008 14:37

Freakzilla wrote:
orald wrote:The Princess Bride has lots of funny moments.
Just finished rewatching it. Meh, Cary Elwas was so damn hot back then, I couldn't decide who to stare more at in his scenes with Robin Wright Penn.

INCONCEIVABLE!

Of course, that would be an entirely different story if Freak were in a bar trying to get drinks off the guy.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 14:39

Hey, chicks do it! Why can't guys?

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 07 Apr 2008 16:18

Freak Z
For shame! Hang him!

Fantomas
No problems. You guys get away easy. If I would have made the same mistake among my friends (most of whom are far worse film geeks than me), I never would have heard the end of it

Both Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now are two of my favorite films and correspondingly two of the best war films ever made. You have good taste.

orald
I always liked the way in which rafterman was puking his guts out during the scene

As for the Princess Bride, well let's just say there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 17:23

that movie was bereft of poop jokes. i didn't like it.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 17:26

Spicelon wrote:that movie was bereft of poop jokes. i didn't like it.

Which movie? There were a couple I can think of in FMJ.

But seriously, can you make a post that doesn't involve poop?

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 17:29

TPB.

Okay, my new word will be 'necrophilia'.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 18:28

(Psssst! Spicelon! Have you ever wondered why Saturday is the only weekday name to contain a reference to poop?)

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 18:32

Umm, how's that? Doesn't it litterally mean "Saturn's Day"?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 18:38

Yes, that's what it means.

Stop being so literal and just look at the letters.

(Heh heh. Literal. Letters. Heh heh.)

Post by **Omphalos** » 07 Apr 2008 18:51

Sat on an urn, so as to deficate?

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 19:05

Omphalos wrote:Sat on an urn, so as to deficate?

IDK about y'all, but I try to refrain from defecating in urns.

I prefer tombstones.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 20:29

Follow Kevin and Brian's lead and try dumping on a legacy.