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I was reminiscing and Every time, I lose it. I mean on the floor doubled over with a mental picture of a veteran motor cop asking me, "You have got to be kidding me?", after he had stopped me on his road. Well, it was one of those deals that the Police monitor an intersection or a four way stop intersection. If you have any memorable traffic stops that you remember even if you got nailed and you had t
o pay, but better yet the funny ones and the ones you lucked out because of a real professional officer who use his discretion, share them with us. Let's give our men in blue some deserved attention.

Law Enforcement is getting weird.

So is this post.

I don't have any good police stories, they usually arrest me.

Freakzilla wrote:I don't have any good police stories, they usually arrest me.

I have a few good stops in which the cop was funny, and a gentleman. Not that he didn't scare me at first, but then he let me go and I left him looking for the roach. I only wish I had thrown out, at the policeman's request, a half joint. On the other hand, I've been fucked once by an incompetent and/or racist policeman involving firearms. Fuck him, he tried to charge me with afelony, and all he got was a misdeamenor which was subsequently dropped. You should've seen the resources the police used to catch me, and for nothing. To hassle me, and not arrest the real culprit. 12 police cars they used.

Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.

Police monitor at a 4-way intersection? Haven't had those here since 1943.

I…Where you're alive and they—You write a book about you. When you write…it’s just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and he’s—but you know about—I remember 50 years ago...They were saying, but I thought—people in your own life were something to be thought about—and they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great. At least that’s what people think, and that’s okay...

I can string together unintelligible gibberish that bears only a passing resemblance to a complete and grammatical train of thought. Please don't try to usurp my position as the master of that technique, Visigoth.
Thank you,
-Sandwurm88

If you were girls and half-naked I'd bring in the mud ring.

Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.

Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?

ULFsurfer wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.

Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?

Late for work.

Admit it. You had to poop.

lotek wrote:If you were girls and half-naked I'd bring in the mud ring.

Girls just want to have fun!

Freakzilla wrote:

ULFsurfer wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Actually, I take that back. Last time I got pulled over I got a warning for doing 83 in a 55. I think it was because of my veteran tag. First time I'm EVER gotten just a warning.

Did you have melting ice cream in your car or something?

Late for work.

Atlanta ..drivers?

NASCAR

Sandwurm88 wrote:I…Where you're alive and they—You write a book about you. When you write…it’s just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and he’s—but you know about—I remember 50 years ago...They were saying, but I thought—people in your own life were something to be thought about—and they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great. At least that’s what people think, and that’s okay...

I can string together unintelligible gibberish that bears only a passing resemblance to a complete and grammatical train of thought. Please don't try to usurp my position as the master of that technique, Visigoth.
Thank you,
-Sandwurm88

And dude....

my Mom has a fourth grade education, and so do i, in some respects, so if what makes you is to put others down instead of instructionally correcting them, i only have o two words for you that i alraedy ask g-d to forgive me for thinking that way about you. i'm sorry.

moving along..


i had a post which i lost. i was gonna share a funny, classy Police Stop, but i lost it. i know I was vague.

this is not worth it

Nothing like doing 65 in a 55 zone and seeing a sheriff's deputy, not slowing down and having him wave as you go flying by.

Rob

Robspierre wrote:Nothing like doing 65 in a 55 zone and seeing a sheriff's deputy, not slowing down and having him wave as you go flying by.

Rob

Classy.