Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent


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Haters Haiku; the poetry of our discontent

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pizza on chin
his words are garbled
so he types them


vacuous preeq,
do you have real thoughts?
what makes you tick?


Go on, give it a try!
From free verse to limmeric, release your inner poet!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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when I read it,
it made me cry out!
I am soiled.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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How's this:

No depth to his prose;
A prophet's legacy soiled.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend.

Edit: shit, just saw that you already used soiled. Try this:


No depth to his prose;
A prophet disrespected.
Kevin J. Anderson is a worthless piece of shit who raped the work of a legend and thinks his success has anything to do with his "writing". I hate that fucker and wish him nothing but misery.
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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :crying-pink:
No No! Soiled is good!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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When I'm sober again
I'll think
of a poem

...

I do not give a damn whether that is a haiku or not! I never count syllables.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

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Well Done! :lol: :clap:

anything'll doo,
for poetry that's new







For a secret I can tell,
the hacks have never used Dune well.
Since I read it my eyes bleed,
tell me those two weren't on weed!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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On a sander.
What the fuck, you ask?
Eat shit and die!
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Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Like a bottle rocket, he went off, popped, and now he's gone.
Like a bottle rocket, he's only amusing in quantity and then only for the abuse.
Like a bottle rocket, how brief is his moment of glory.

Like a bottle rocket...
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
-Omphalos
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It is the "of" instead of "about" that makes it a masterpiece, no?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

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Like empty speeches,
bubbles of ambition rise-
vintage of dispair.

-attributed to Akira Brahe
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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my beer and I am
the very best friends forever
do not forget it
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Some girls at work smile.
I think: Don't shit where you eat.
I would rather not.
I bring nothing to the table.
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He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Serkanner wrote:He is nobody
and will stay a nobody
He the kay jay A!
:clap: :D :clap: :lol: :clap:
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
-Omphalos
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Stream of consciousness
While shlepping up mountain trails
Is not perfect prose

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Bear-shaped meteor
Talentless Hack in its path
Many prayers answered

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There are six Dune books
Paul was born on Caladan
There are six Dune books

HBJ
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Brian and Kevin
"Cash must flow" level of suck
Only six Dune books
I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work - Kevin J. Anderson
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Brian Herbert sucks
thekja sucks harder
They are not worthy
I bring nothing to the table.
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Drink,
Feck,
Arse,
Girls. Life.

(yes I know)
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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The attitude of the knife
a wise man once said
proves your books are meaningless.
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Brian and kevin,
do you know what you're doing?
You both have damp hands.



My heart flies freely
above the pain of their books
abomination.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
-Omphalos
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Sisterhood, Winds, Paul,
Sandworms, Hunters, Legends, House.
Out of toilet papr.
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out of Es too no ?
:mrgreen:
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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