Torus McCardigan: HERO OF THE EMPIRE


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That had me laughing out loud. Good stuff.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to produce any kind of coherent "story" ... just too fucking tedious ...
and I already forgot what the thing was they were supposed to be going to ... either a super-secret briefing
with the Big Brass about their next Ultra-assignment or a private screening for Jackass XXIV ...

so anyway, don't expect much ... I'll probably just produce some random, unrelated scenes, and repeat
myself alot ... toss them altogether and blame the audience if it appears to not make any sense ... after
all, this is a Spanky McDune creation ...
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More Jabecca Jymnasties!!! :laughing-rolling:
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Is that Jabecca or Kevin's ego?
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It's their rancour... :wink:
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Or her ungodly butt reek?

(I'm assuming, of course. I once worked with a woman so fat and so malodorous that it was obvious she couldn't reach round to wipe her own behind. Holy Maker, she was the equal of a whole troop of Fremen in stench! And probably weighed as much, to poot... I mean, boot!)
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Give her one of these as a surprise gift:

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I'm glad that you know that such a thing is available and from where it can be obtained.
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Nekhrun wrote:I'm glad that you know that such a thing is available and from where it can be obtained.
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Us husky men need to keep stuff like this in the backs of our minds.

Actually I'm pretty sure I heard about it from some one on this site. Thought it was you. Robbo maybe?
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Wasn't me. It looks like something this motley bunch would have on tap for just the right occasion.

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Yeah, I remember seeing it before.
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y'all are bound & determined to hijack the TORUS McCARDIGAN: AN HERO OF THE EMPIRE
into some kind of Jabecca-fest, huh ?

alrighty,then ...

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alright, I'm too drunk to fuck with the 3D cartoon shit right now,
but I swear to gawd, y'all're gonna git what you done axed fo' ....
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