"About the Author"
Posted: 30 Apr 2011 04:55
I am {snot}faced drunk
I am sitting in the middle of a dustbowl with seven thousand dollars worth of cotton seed
being picked out of the ground and eaten by great-tailed grackles
175,000 acres burned in the Wildcat Fire last weekend, two thousand of them were mine
we got less than half the goddamn stupid as all fuck angus out before the sheriff of sterling county
who is not my friend and never has been my friend pulled his service revolver and made me get in the truck and leave
I have spent the last four or five hours being mindfucked in the amazon basement that ugly inbred
german pretender to a pretend throne wore a fucking irish guard uniform most likely only because the
brood mare likes "red" but the most important thing right now seems to be this
I'm loading the dogs in the truck as soon as I post this
and I am going to Boulder, Colorado, and I am going to
kick KEVIN J. ANDERSON in the nuts
and pee on him
I am sitting in the middle of a dustbowl with seven thousand dollars worth of cotton seed
being picked out of the ground and eaten by great-tailed grackles
175,000 acres burned in the Wildcat Fire last weekend, two thousand of them were mine
we got less than half the goddamn stupid as all fuck angus out before the sheriff of sterling county
who is not my friend and never has been my friend pulled his service revolver and made me get in the truck and leave
I have spent the last four or five hours being mindfucked in the amazon basement that ugly inbred
german pretender to a pretend throne wore a fucking irish guard uniform most likely only because the
brood mare likes "red" but the most important thing right now seems to be this
this is going on the back of the next McDunie EpisodeAbout the Author
Kevin J. Anderson has over 20 million books in print in 30 languages worldwide. He is the author of, among others, the X-FILES novels, GROUND ZERO and the JEDI ACADEMY trilogy of STAR WARS novels - the three bestselling SF novels of 1994. He has also co-written the international bestselling prequels to Frank Herbert's monumental DUNE series. He has won, or been nominated for, many awards including the Nebula Award and the Bram Stoker Award. Visit his website http://www.wordfire.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; The son of Frank Herbert (1920-86), Brian Herbert is a bestselling SF author in his own right. He has also written Dreamer of Dune, a comprehensive, Hugo Award-nominated biography of Frank Herbert.
I'm loading the dogs in the truck as soon as I post this
and I am going to Boulder, Colorado, and I am going to
kick KEVIN J. ANDERSON in the nuts
and pee on him