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ULFsurfer wrote:This forum rocks!

No cheerleading.

Eyes High wrote:...three-toned...

You're the last person I'd expect racism from.



Here we are all equally worthless.

I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

it might but I wouldn't advise letting bleach in contact with sensitive body parts

merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?

The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.

Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.

You're going to give your vital bodily fluids to that damn dirty ape? I was going to pray for you, but now . . . fuck it, man!

here's the soundtrack of your life !

Omphalos wrote:You're going to give your vital bodily fluids to that damn dirty ape? I was going to pray for you, but now . . . fuck it, man!

Rob

SadisticCynic wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?

The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.

Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.

She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.

As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.

Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.

I will be vindicated.

Anal probing is the work of the devil!

Rob

Robspierre wrote:Anal probing is the work of the devil!

Rob

Let he who casts the first stone . . .

Devil-boy!

SandChigger wrote:

antonio wrote:Are we talking about Earth's moon or Dune's moon or ...

No, MY moon.

I've got pix... ??? Yes? No? Yes? Yes? No?! Yes! Well, OK, but only because you insist...

Blue Moon

hey, Nipples, that's my fault - when I saw what he was up to,
I 404'd his link ... and anyway, it was just some old tick-butt
copy-pasta, you've seen it before - prolly still got it on your
hard drive somewhere ... I had it in the botophucket, but they
'd it ...

merkin muffley wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?

The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.

Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.

She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.

As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.

Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.

I will be vindicated.

You're fucked in the head boyo, I thought you were joking but now having seen what I've seen I hope the next poor Orangutan you lay hands on rips you fucking arms off and shoves one up your arse and the other down your throat. You make me sick.

If someone was fast, very fast, in fact, faster than sound, wouldn't Paul's alleged technique involving sound be rendered ineffective?

antonio wrote:If someone was fast, very fast, in fact, faster than sound, wouldn't Paul's alleged technique involving sound be rendered ineffective?

Indeed. Plus the sonic boom that person created when moving could be a very powerful weapon in it's own right.

Also, if someone was immune to knives, then they would not need a shield in the Dune novels.

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

antonio wrote:If someone was fast, very fast, in fact, faster than sound, wouldn't Paul's alleged technique involving sound be rendered ineffective?

Indeed. Plus the sonic boom that person created when moving could be a very powerful weapon in it's own right.

Also, if someone was immune to knives, then they would not need a shield in the Dune novels.

That's why someone that was like Wolverine, the Flash and a camel would totally kick ass on Dune.

Here's a picture of him:



Wolverflashamel

Nice pic, Nekhrun.

I'm immune to McDune. That's because if I see one I will run away faster than the speed of sound.

Nekhrun wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote:

antonio wrote:If someone was fast, very fast, in fact, faster than sound, wouldn't Paul's alleged technique involving sound be rendered ineffective?

Indeed. Plus the sonic boom that person created when moving could be a very powerful weapon in it's own right.

Also, if someone was immune to knives, then they would not need a shield in the Dune novels.

That's why someone that was like Wolverine, the Flash and a camel would totally kick ass on Dune.

Here's a picture of him:



Wolverflashamel

I'm suddenly reminded of Darth Gokuverine.

Now that is several flavours of awesome.

inhuien wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:

SadisticCynic wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:

merkin muffley wrote:I got back together with the girl I bought the dildo for. If I bleach it, will it cease to be purple?

Did you get your book back? Also, are you going to make her wear an orangutan suit? Or will you wear it?

The real reason he got her back is that she is a redhead, and as such has an uncanny and irresistible resemblance to an orangutan.

Remember MM: Thou shalt not make a human in the likeness of an orangutan's fur.

She kept the book. God forbid she would actually read it.

As part of our sensual meditation rituals, she dresses up as an orangutan and I wear a lobster bib.

Personally, I'm getting sick of being trolled and flamed on this forum. These are my religious beliefs, and I know the truth of them, so nothing you people can say can change the spiritual reality that I have witnessed and experienced. But I take it all with a grain of salt. I know that none of you have never been probed by an Elohim, so I understand why this is beyond you. I know that none of you has spent years of their life around orangutans, or has a father that was attacked by one during sensual meditation.

I will be vindicated.

You're fucked in the head boyo, I thought you were joking but now having seen what I've seen I hope the next poor Orangutan you lay hands on rips you fucking arms off and shoves one up your arse and the other down your throat. You make me sick.

The fucker is probably one of them athiest darwin worshipers. Beleivin' we're related to apes, that's why he wants t oget anal raped by them, he's into incest!

Rob

I defy any man to suggest that Robert E Lee was descended from an ape.

His parents were apes, that's why there ain't no pics o' them!

Rob

blasphemy