Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Please post all the insane, not-helpful, hysteria-inducing media stories on any topic what-so-ever here ...

and my thanks to the Fish for pointing out Dan & Dan - I am in love again, after such a long time ...

I still haven't quite recovered from Dan saying to Dan:
"But that's what you said about the Millennium Bug ..."

I'll keep my eyes peeled, Captain.