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lotek wrote:

Omphalos wrote:I met my bride on the internet too. Ten years and two kids later and we still have not killed each other yet.

that's reassuring

Any tips ?

I've got a tip that's served me well over my 7 years of marriage: Tell her what she wants to hear and then do what you want to do anyway. Most likely she'll never notice.

Until I learned that about 5 years ago things were a little rough. I even went as far to tell her that's what I was doing and she admitted that it was true.

yeah I had an inkling that might be of help
I am not very devious, at least not as devious as a woman (I'm joking... or am I ? )

@Freak
I dare not ask what pix you want

inhuien wrote:Another thing, don't let lifes difficulties make you forget why you got married in the first place, remember the Love.

Amen to that!!!!!

And you both need to make sure you're hearing what the other person is saying. If there is ANY doubt -- ASK.

As much as I hate to admit it....it's true that men can say one thing and women can hear something totally different. Most females not only listen to the words but the TONE in which the words are spoken. That is where the misunderstandings occur. And this goes for any relationship, not just marriage.

lotek wrote:yeah I had an inkling that might be of help
I am not very devious, at least not as devious as a woman (I'm joking... or am I ? )

Just say Okay (or whatever the French equivalent is) to whatever it is she says and go on about your day. Nothing to it

the French equivalent is "okay"

Remember to have at minimum, two flasks on your person filled with GOOD single malt scotch

Rob

Robspierre wrote:Remember to have at minimum, two flasks on your person filled with GOOD single malt scotch

Good advice. I can't believe how nervous I got about 10 minutes before my cue. Thankfully, my best man and I both had flasks (but bourbon, not scotch), and one pretty big hit got my head screwed on straight again.

Still have the flask, too ...

Listen to the man, Lotek; he doesn't mess around with his liquor.

TheDukester wrote:

Robspierre wrote:Remember to have at minimum, two flasks on your person filled with GOOD single malt scotch

Good advice. I can't believe how nervous I got about 10 minutes before my cue. Thankfully, my best man and I both had flasks (but bourbon, not scotch), and one pretty big hit got my head screwed on straight again.

Still have the flask, too ...

Listen to the man, Lotek; he doesn't mess around with his liquor.

I was in a wedding where we all had flasks. I'm a little surprised the bride didn't get pissy about it.

My youngest brother is getting married in July and I've already talked with his fiance about what to expect from our side of the family at a wedding

Rob

Robspierre wrote:My youngest brother is getting married in July and I've already talked with his fiance about what to expect from our side of the family at a wedding

Rob

Men in dresses dancing?

(SKIRTS! They're skirts! But ye must call them KILTS!)

Alright, fine. Skirts

I'm sure she'll be fine with it as long as all of you wear your underoos and don't have your dead, ill-looking chickens hanging out.

Assholes!



Rob

no that's on the other side

Nekhrun wrote:

TheDukester wrote:

Robspierre wrote:Remember to have at minimum, two flasks on your person filled with GOOD single malt scotch

Good advice. I can't believe how nervous I got about 10 minutes before my cue. Thankfully, my best man and I both had flasks (but bourbon, not scotch), and one pretty big hit got my head screwed on straight again.

Still have the flask, too ...

Listen to the man, Lotek; he doesn't mess around with his liquor.

I was in a wedding where we all had flasks. I'm a little surprised the bride didn't get pissy about it.

She didn't need to as you all were getting pissed

But the flasks are a good idea, I can picture that vid of the groom passing out before saying his piece and I'd fucking hate to do that lol

I'm Irish should I wear a sk... kilt Rob ?

Lotek, wear what she will let you wear.

If hse's up for a kilt go for, give her easy access for a quickie during the ride to the reception

Rob

Robspierre wrote:give her easy access for a quickie during the ride to the reception

That's so true.

CONGRATULATIONS, Lotek!!!! Sorry it took me this long to realize what was going on.

Good times. I'm happy for you.

merkin muffley wrote:CONGRATULATIONS, Lotek!!!! Sorry it took me this long to realize what was going on.

Good times. I'm happy for you.

Once someone mentions having maritals then you're all over it

Booze and easy scrotal access. This is a marriage born in heaven already! Where's the party going to be Lotek? And have you told her about us, your twisted e-family yet?

she knows
Remember I met her on an internet forum !

The party's in London; August 13th

The dress code is casual drunk

Bathe her, and bring her to me!

I'll bathe her but i don't think I'll bring her to anyone but me

thanks for all your kind words all of you(yes even you, youknowwho lol)

your advice is duly noted, I'll try to get her to come here but she's not English and might be a bit shy to face the banter here

lotek, I'm going to miss you're party as I be going to Paris for another wedding in August, and all my walking about money shall be spent.

Omphalos wrote:Bathe her, and bring her to me!

she has to go to Freak first, leader's right ...

then you & I either have to fight it out or drag-race worms to the palmeries & back ...

and since you're a motherfucking bear, and my insurance won't cover another worm-riding
related back injury, I'll just have to bow out gracefully and get in line ...

I was wondering when you'd show up