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AFTER 33 years and stacking on 35kg Carrie Fisher has set her sites on squeezing back into her legendary Star Wars bikini.
"I would like to have the option of getting back into the metal bikini. I won't be doing that, but I'd like the option," she tells Us Magazine.

The actress, who shot to fame starring as Princess Leia, is now busy talking up her plans to slim down after decades of addiction and over-eating.

"I look on the Internet and they say, 'Whatever happened to Carrie Fisher? She used to be so hot and now she looks like Elton John,' " she said.

"I was really hurt."

Fisher, a newly-minted Jenny Craig spokeswoman, is frank about her life-long struggle with her weight, revealing that even back in her skinniest days Star Wars producers told her she need to slim down more.

"I'm fat," Fisher told People. "All the clothes in my closet belong to another chick. They have to make a new alphabet for my bra size."

The 54 year-old has mixed feelings about donning the iconic sexy metal outfit in 1983’s Return of the Jedi.

“I wore that costume 30 years ago. That's what pisses me off. I'm always compared to that image," she told entertainment website Popeater.

"I didn't realize that I had to stay looking like that my entire life. Otherwise, I would have never put that outfit on.”

Carrie needs a hug.

inhuien wrote:Carrie needs a hug.

OK! How many members we got now? Everybody join hands or lock arms; we might just be able to be around her!

(I honestly thought that was a photo of Jabecca at first. )

Even if she loses the weight, I don't want to see all that loose flesh sagging over the slave girl bikini.

Don't ruin my fantasy.

Freakzilla wrote:Even if she loses the weight, I don't want to see all that loose flesh sagging over the slave girl bikini.

Don't ruin my fantasy.

You just ruined mine. Must... not think... about fat rolls or sagging flesh...

Maybe I hold the minority viewpoint here, but I can respect where she's coming from.

I think she's been a pretty good sport over the years, and she's always been able to laugh at herself and recognize her flaws. That makes her pretty understandable to me.

But she's really always had an addictive personality, and that can be pretty hard to shake. I'm pretty sure she's put the booze and drugs (mostly) behind her, which is for the best, but I hadn't realized how much she struggled with her weight. So if she wants to try slimming down, I'll wish her the best.

Now, as to the bikini ... well, just no. I'll just go ahead and keep my mental image of the Carrie Fisher in her twenties filling that thing out, thanks. And if that fails, there's always an image search of Google. I swear, there might be more gold bikini shots out there than I Can Haz Cheezeburgers.

you ruined my boyhood fantasies...
what am i gonna do with this now ?


Let's try and repair the damage shall we ?

couldn't resist to making a(shitty)photoshop(it's my day's work end so...)when I saw this pic




So yeah, fantasy ruined...

lotek wrote:

Aw geez.

All she's saying is that she'd like to lose weight - (the stupid headline writer mentions getting into the bikini, whereas she doesn't) like every other woman in the Western World probably - so, Lotek, pull your pants back up.

Her comment at the end sums up the dilemma women seem to face now, especially those with celebrity - "I didn't realize that I had to stay looking like that my entire life."

Fisher, a newly-minted Jenny Craig spokeswoman, is frank about her life-long struggle with her weight, revealing that even back in her skinniest days Star Wars producers told her she need to slim down more.

some things never change...

I mocked a bit but of course I never expected her to look that fit forever !

"I look on the Internet and they say, 'Whatever happened to Carrie Fisher? She used to be so hot and now she looks like Elton John,' " she said.

"I was really hurt."

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I thought the first photo was Becky, too, for a second ... it's the hair ....
then I had EVIL THOUGHT .... somewhere in the 3D folder, I have that slavegirl bikini thing -
came in a whole huge file of StarWars shit - I dunno if I can stretch it to fit over the Jabeccas model, tho ....

anyway - goodchrist, tho, is that second photo really Carrie?



anyway, I never thought the girl was all that "hot", anyway .... her momma, now ... good lord ....
I think I talked about that in the "Masturbation Fantasies of my Youth in 1950s Arkansas" thread @T(A)U;

if Carrie's "talents" were all wrapped up in her youthful body and face, then okay, when folks like that get fat & old,
but don't exit the Public Stage with dignity, I have no sympathy ... I don't necessarily find amusement and good
entertainment in the mocking, but I don't mind it ....

anyway, the only point I wanted to make is that Carrie Fisher's talent has always been her writing, first, followed by her
incredible intuitiveness in film production and the timing of projects .... if, God Forbid, I were ever involved in trying
to make a film, I'd want her as a consultant .... which has nothing to do with how fat & nasty she's gotten .... plus, back
in her prime, or maybe even now, that bitch could drink me clean under the table, and she's done some drugs I ain't never
even heard of ..... so, you know ... I respect the hell outta that ....




also:speaking of film reminded me that some of my young re-enacting buddies
finally got there short film done ... if I can find that link here in a while, I'll post it ..

Sev wrote:so, Lotek, pull your pants back up.

He has pants? I always think of him as pantless!



Um... that didn't come out quite right...

Hell, I'd like to see her in that same bikini right now. That would give me something to work with for the next few years.

He... LIKES big butts
And he can't deny:
He wants Carrie Whaler
In that bee-kee-nigh!

Maker preserve us.

^^^Between that and lotek going commando I think it way too late for that... way too late.

Sev wrote: so, Lotek, pull your pants back up.

gimme 2 minutes !

Is that all it takes?

I didn't want to make it sound like I was bragging

(hey the French word for a pant's zip is braguette; I wonder if there is any relation )

lotek wrote:I didn't want to make it sound like I was bragging

You quite succeeded.

(hey the French word for a pant's zip is braguette; I wonder if there is any relation )

I shouldn't be at all surprised. Horny little devils, the French. Reminds me of the time I was stationed to the south of here many years ago...

I was in Paris for their bicentennial.

But more important, Paris was not in you.

No, but she was surprisingly clean in 1989.

She was alive in '89?