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Amazon meltdown
I wasn't sure whether we talked about this guy from Amazon here or on TAU, but I think we have ourself an "a close Harwood of the third kind"-type meltdown on our hand.
Remember the two discussion topics about promising, self-published, Science Fiction author Stephen Turner and his Magnum Opus: "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia"?
Well ... he woke up after two months: Look here! and here too
His deleted message was:
Greetings from Amazon.com Customer Discussions,
Because you requested to be notified when people posted in the "Tell me what you think about the Cassiopeia series..." discussion in the "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia" forum, we are sending you this e-mail.
Dec. 13, 2010 12:15 PM PST
Photoscribe says:
Drug addled Holland, huh? Not surprising. But just about everybody I've ever met from Holland was fairly cool.
What happened with you?
Anyway.... yes, DO that! Leave me your address and where we can send the subpoena, okay, genius?
What are you, Craig's gay lover or something? You just came out of nowhere. I don't remember responding to ONE post of yours in any of Marilyn's forums....
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Perhaps somebody can explain to him why his posts get deleted and not "ours"?
Remember the two discussion topics about promising, self-published, Science Fiction author Stephen Turner and his Magnum Opus: "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia"?
Well ... he woke up after two months: Look here! and here too
His deleted message was:
Greetings from Amazon.com Customer Discussions,
Because you requested to be notified when people posted in the "Tell me what you think about the Cassiopeia series..." discussion in the "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia" forum, we are sending you this e-mail.
Dec. 13, 2010 12:15 PM PST
Photoscribe says:
Drug addled Holland, huh? Not surprising. But just about everybody I've ever met from Holland was fairly cool.
What happened with you?
Anyway.... yes, DO that! Leave me your address and where we can send the subpoena, okay, genius?
What are you, Craig's gay lover or something? You just came out of nowhere. I don't remember responding to ONE post of yours in any of Marilyn's forums....
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Perhaps somebody can explain to him why his posts get deleted and not "ours"?
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
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and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
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It's Wikileaks' fault !Serkanner wrote:Perhaps somebody can explain to him why his posts get deleted and not "ours"?
Spice is the worm's gonads.
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So THAT's who E.E. is!
(For some reason I never put it together. D'uh! )
He's damaged goods, fer shore.
Dukester, what did you post that got deleted?!
(For some reason I never put it together. D'uh! )
He's damaged goods, fer shore.
Dukester, what did you post that got deleted?!
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Weird ... not much at all. Something to the effect of "you take yourself too seriously." No curse words, no personal attacks, no whatever. Very strange.
Maybe I'm on a short leash with the Amazon brownshirts?
Maybe I'm on a short leash with the Amazon brownshirts?
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huh ... they deleted my post too - I had just copypasta'd the wingnut's deleted post from the OP of this thread ...
oh well, I can do that shit all day ... re-postin' ....
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shit.
I keep forgetting to make sure I'm on the last page of posts ....
my first post was not deleted, but I didn't see that, and reposted,
but then I had to "login", and when I got returned to the first page
of posts, I thought it hadn't gone thru, so I re-reposted ... so now
there's three posts with the wingnuts deleted post ...
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oh well, I can do that shit all day ... re-postin' ....
[edit]
shit.
I keep forgetting to make sure I'm on the last page of posts ....
my first post was not deleted, but I didn't see that, and reposted,
but then I had to "login", and when I got returned to the first page
of posts, I thought it hadn't gone thru, so I re-reposted ... so now
there's three posts with the wingnuts deleted post ...
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This was it:TheDukester wrote:Weird ... not much at all. Something to the effect of "you take yourself too seriously." No curse words, no personal attacks, no whatever. Very strange.
Maybe I'm on a short leash with the Amazon brownshirts?
Greetings from Amazon.com Customer Discussions,
Because you requested to be notified when people posted in the "Tell me what you think about the Cassiopeia series..." discussion in the "The Last Voyage of the Cassiopeia" forum, we are sending you this e-mail.
Dec. 14, 2010 9:58 AM PST The Dukester says:
Jesus wept. You take yourself pretty seriously, don't you, PhotoDouche?
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I wonder wheteher it was the use of "Jesus" or "Photodouche" that got hit by the banstick.
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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I'll try again ... this time with just everyday words.
I'm more curious than anything else; I don't really need to "win" an argument with this nutter.
I'm more curious than anything else; I don't really need to "win" an argument with this nutter.
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
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Well, I didn't spell it out either. This time was as good as any other to "share" my real name ... just like The Tidwell did ... although I will of course never be as powerful as THE Tidwell.SandChigger wrote:So THAT's who E.E. is!
(For some reason I never put it together. D'uh! )
He's damaged goods, fer shore.
Dukester, what did you post that got deleted?!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Did you guys notice that all of Stevie's 5-star "reviews" that he used to post his video intros for the books are gone? I wonder if he deleted them himself (most likely IMO) or Amazon zapped them.
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I wanted to read the sample from his book, but I think it was deleted.
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Oh you're kidding?! That CUNT.
Off to check....
Edit: I'm back. No, it looks like both samples, paperback and Kindle, are still available.
(Warning, though, it's REALLY dire stuff. He couldn't even keep to the same tense in the opening paragraph, if I remember correctly. )
Off to check....
Edit: I'm back. No, it looks like both samples, paperback and Kindle, are still available.
(Warning, though, it's REALLY dire stuff. He couldn't even keep to the same tense in the opening paragraph, if I remember correctly. )
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SandChigger wrote:Oh you're kidding?! That CUNT.
Off to check....
Edit: I'm back. No, it looks like both samples, paperback and Kindle, are still available.
(Warning, though, it's REALLY dire stuff. He couldn't even keep to the same tense in the opening paragraph, if I remember correctly. )
Oops. Thank GOD it's still there...
Wow, yeah he does fuck up the tense in the opening paragraph.
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BUT IT'S STILL GENIUS, DAMN YOU, GENIUS!!! DON'T YOU GET IT?! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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Stephen Turner is a master of dialogue. Lots of exclamation points and unnecessary exposition. It's basically one long dialogue scene of some asshole explaining the story to a robot that knows more about it than he does. He is a great dramatist. How dare you suggest he is not a great dramatist! HOW DARE YOU!
He's like Dickens.
He's like Dickens.
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It was better than Cats!
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Oh fuck me WHO ISN'T these days?!merkin muffley wrote:He's like Dickens.
(Did anyone listen to that latest telephone interview with The Hack & Hag? My gawd, 'Becca's voice sounds like an old woman's. And The Hack was going on about Dickens again. Ugh!)
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NOTHING is better than Cats, you ill-bred commoner ...Freakzilla wrote:It was better than Cats!
the longest-running furry-porn show on Broadway ever,
based on T.S. Eliot's most fucked-up, drug-fueled poetry ever ...
NOW AND FOREVER, GODSDAMMIT !!
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Man oh man do i hate the live theater. I just csnt stand it.
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I saw it on Broadway... twice! The kids love it, too.
The only poetry I've ever liked was obviously written in some kind of drug stupor.
Go figure.
The only poetry I've ever liked was obviously written in some kind of drug stupor.
Go figure.
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God save me from fucking musicals and anything having to do with 99.999% of choirs. *shudder*Omphalos wrote:Man oh man do i hate the live theater. I just csnt stand it.
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Shaitan wrote:God save me from fucking musicals and anything having to do with 99.999% of choirs. *shudder*Omphalos wrote:Man oh man do i hate the live theater. I just csnt stand it.
You poor things.
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Yeah. There are worse things in life than musicals.
Like musical dinner theater!
(Actually, I've been to quite a few of the latter and they can be quite fun. LIke the Wizard of Oz production where Dorothy picked up Toto and he kept savaging one of her tits. Got a good mouthful on one shot and she actually squealed during another actor's lines. )
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Movie musicals aren't high on my list either.
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Who played Toto?SandChigger wrote:
Yeah. There are worse things in life than musicals.
Like musical dinner theater!
(Actually, I've been to quite a few of the latter and they can be quite fun. LIke the Wizard of Oz production where Dorothy picked up Toto and he kept savaging one of her tits. Got a good mouthful on one shot and she actually squealed during another actor's lines. )
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."