Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

So a while back Rudy Wan Kenobi, AKA Swordmaster as he was known here, added me on facebook. I can only guess he used the hotmail contact import feature, and added me not realizing who I was. I had once emailed him I think as a way to prove some troll account he had on here did in fact belong to him (this is all documented on here somewhere). Anyway, he added me on facebook and I never paid much attention to him until just today, where I see he has posted a less-than-funny rap video of himself and a bunch of other nerds rapping about lasers. It's pretty terrible, especially when he rips off Die Antwoord at the end.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuURTSDeqoQ&fmt=22[/youtube]

It figures that he's a fan of the Star Wars Prequels too.

Ouch ... that is pretty pathetic. I'm no rap lover in the first place, but this stinks terribly!

I only lasted about a minute. Hearing him talk was enough.

Here's the thread where he came back as a troll (KJA Special Forces):

http://jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?f=18& ... e87bed6671

I can't remember all the details of his original Freakbanning, but it had something to do with angry posts involving some antisemitic remarks.

I actually liked him before that whole episode.

2:08 he forgot the lazah stickers, baaad editing

It so reminded me of J-Roc (just not as good)



u know wattam sayin'!

I hope no Bothans died to bring us that "Lazah Rap." On second thought, those Bothans should be taken out back, Old Yeller style.

lotek wrote:2:08 he forgot the lazah stickers, baaad editing

It so reminded me of J-Roc (just not as good)



u know wattam sayin'!

just watched their latest movie this weekend. Love those guys. Swordmaster is totally J-Roc now.

Mah MC's in jail!

But I think South Africa has Canada beat when it comes to the best suburban backyard jams...



Die Antwoord is full of Win for those who are unfamiliar, and I'm pretty sure that's what SM is ripping off, consciously or not. Especially his little awkward moment with the camera at the end there.

fucking lazahs, how do they work



edit: fucking youtube bbtag, how does it work

ragabash wrote:fucking lazahs, how do they work



edit: fucking youtube bbtag, how does it work

They didn't say one word about unicorns!

MC HAwking kicks arse





Rob

There are a lot of similarities between Swordmaster and Insane Clown Posse and someone dragging their fingernails across a chalkboard.

"Rudy-Wan Kenobi" ?

really ?

is that new, or have I mocked that before ?

Drunken wrote: I can't remember all the details of his original Freakbanning, but it had something to do with angry posts involving some antisemitic remarks.

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after his banning here (not freakbanning, either, right? bitch got his passport revoked, eh?)
the little cocksucker went totally nuts, putting up a fake "chiggerblahg" posting outrageously
racist and violent messages in using SandChigger's real name ...

it was here :
http://sandchiggerofdune.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
now empty, but I wonder if SandChigger archived any pages ?

and also the short-lived fake twitting account ....

Rudy is a seriously retarded little shitheel ...
I've rarely ran across a internet persona I felt the urge to track down
and head-stomp ...once he starts in on his "martial-arts" and sword-play
horseshit, I get riled up ... even factoring in my age and fused spinal cord,
I'd wager I'd could lay my 20-pound Fayetteville Armory Artillery Officer's
Short Saber across his fat head (with the flat only, of course) before he
even realized he'd put in the C-batteries backwards in his Mattel Light Sabre ...

Oh, good lord ... no way I'm watching that.

Not that it's not a good find (which it is), and not that Rudy-San doesn't have some serious issues (which he does) ... I guess I'm just old enough now to know that sticking my hand down a garbage disposal and flicking the switch will probably hurt.

Rudy Wank-Enobi needs lessons from Antoine.

Drunken Idaho wrote:But I think South Africa has Canada beat when it comes to the best suburban backyard jams...



Die Antwoord is full of Win for those who are unfamiliar, and I'm pretty sure that's what SM is ripping off, consciously or not. Especially his little awkward moment with the camera at the end there.

yeah but Die Antwoord is good shit!

And the Trailer Park Boys is just one of the best series I've ever seen, funny and touching at the same time!

Yeah, that Die Antwoord actually has some funny ideas. It's not just Swordmaster dancing around with guys in stormtrooper masks doing a rap that isn't particularly funny or interesting in any way, in basically the same shot, for three minutes. It is really dumb, it is just so dumb. For real.

And you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, homeboy.

SandRider wrote:"Rudy-Wan Kenobi" ?

really ?

is that new, or have I mocked that before ?

We knew he was Rudywan, but I don't think I saw the Kenobi part until facebook, so as far as I'm concerned you're welcome to mock it lengthily. I still haven't talked to him on there and don't plan to. I find it embarrassing that he lives hardly 45 minutes away.

merkin muffley wrote:Yeah, that Die Antwoord actually has some funny ideas. It's not just Swordmaster dancing around with guys in stormtrooper masks doing a rap that isn't particularly funny or interesting in any way, in basically the same shot, for three minutes. It is really dumb, it is just so dumb. For real.

And you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, homeboy.

Die Antwoord probably deserve their own thread altogether, but I suppose this will do. I actually saw them perform when they played Toronto in July. Yo-Landi was kind of cute in a hyperactive rap diva sort of way. Ninja crowd-surfed twice, but never managed to stop singing into his mic while doing so. Amazing energy from both of them, pretty much everything you'd expect and more. They're so amazingly trashy. I'm not even a huge rap fan by any stretch. I liked their videos because they were a novel internet joke at first, but their songs are quite infectious and slowly I began to enjoy them as artists. Wat Pomp and Doosdronk are great tracks, in fact I'd go so far as to say they are "next-level shit." It doesn't even bother me that it's about 65% Afrikaans, 35% English.

I quite liked that video of theirs.

(And I'm REALLY glad Rudy-wanK-enobi didn't try to redo the floppy-dick-in-shorts thing. )

SandChigger wrote:I quite liked that video of theirs.

(And I'm REALLY glad Rudy-wanK-enobi didn't try to redo the floppy-dick-in-shorts thing. )

Yeah, sorry if Die Antwoord ruined Dark Side of the Moon for you...

Why is he talking like someone from The Sopranos? I thought he was Canadian.

chanilover wrote:Why is he talking like someone from The Sopranos? I thought he was Canadian.

I'm not that good at understanding today's urban youts.

Omphalos wrote:

chanilover wrote:Why is he talking like someone from The Sopranos? I thought he was Canadian.

I'm not that good at understanding today's urban youts.

I could do a better Sopranos accent than him lol.

Drunken wrote:I find it embarrassing that he lives hardly 45 minutes away.

no, no; that's good ...

y'see, it might be that sometime in the future, who knows?,
I might find myself That Far North (spent 3 months on an aborted
windfarm project in upstate New York a few years ago; had no work
to do, so we spent alot of time drunk in this bar on a lake and I'm
pretty sure I ended up Across The Border a few times, but again,
who knows ?)

it might be that sometime an old crazy drunk might stumble into
a bar frequented by some people who spend too much time playing
internet tough-guys and suddenly find themselves in an altercation
with an obviously deranged person for no apparent reason, and if
such a scenario should ever arise, it might be that some body might
get dragged out into a parking lot and there might be an ass-whipping
involved ...