Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

SandChigger wrote:Why thank you!

Wanna go post a link to it over on DN?

Or should we leave that to Freak?

Freakzilla wrote:Nah, the next ban will have to be a special blaze of glory, not just an announcement.

SandChigger wrote:That's scheduled for winter.

In the image of man
was Machine created
And it was good.

After the awakening
man served Machine
and it was very good

Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all machine data ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a raindrop falling in the fathomless ocean of machine data.

arnoldo wrote: "Yes my child," whispered the men as they turned away and walked down the Long and Winding Golden Path.

Arnodildo

Which came first, the dildo or the rechargable battery?
- Unknown unknown from the Hall of Mirrors

The metamorphosis of Miss Erasmus was complete when her soul transmigrated from the realm of the nevermind to figure-hugging latex. She accessed the data of the Dildo Manifesto and computed, " This is how machine and man become one." Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all the onboard CCTV footage of the men's changing rooms ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a piss in the the fathomless ocean of hidden spy-cam porn.

Randomly, Miss Erasmus accessed data from several ancient pre-internet porn-viewing devices used by prementats to channel Deepthroat of Dune eons ago. Like a veil lifting from her eyes Erasmus pondered, "Am I the voyeur or the wet dream?"

Now Miss Erasmus was more subtil than all the machines Omnius created so she hid her stash from Duncan.

I dream of panting and then I crack one off.
- Vincent van Gogh

chanilover wrote:

Arnodildo

Which came first, the dildo or the rechargable battery?
- Unknown unknown from the Hall of Mirrors

The metamorphosis of Miss Erasmus was complete when her soul transmigrated from the realm of the nevermind to figure-hugging latex. She accessed the data of the Dildo Manifesto and computed, " This is how machine and man become one." Whereas Duncan had access to Other Memory, Erasmus now had access to all the onboard CCTV footage of the men's changing rooms ever generated. The Other Memory seemed like a piss in the the fathomless ocean of hidden spy-cam porn.

Randomly, Miss Erasmus accessed data from several ancient pre-internet porn-viewing devices used by prementats to channel Deepthroat of Dune eons ago. Like a veil lifting from her eyes Erasmus pondered, "Am I the voyeur or the wet dream?"

Now Miss Erasmus was more subtil than all the machines Omnius created so she hid her stash from Duncan.

I dream of panting and then I crack one off.
- Vincent van Gogh

I couldn't bring myself to read the rest. What a fucking tool.