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Irulan would have loved some of those!

Ascot is hell.

I worked at it the year it came to York. Never before have I encountered such a high concentration of tossers.

Model presents creation
A model presents a creation by designer Andre Lima during the closing day of the 2009-2010 Spring-Summer collections of the Sao Paulo Fashion Week, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, in 2009. Brazil kicked off Latin America's premier fashion event, Sao Paulo Fashion Week, Wednesday, with parades showcasing its economic prosperity and optimism.
(AFP/File/Mauricio Lima)

[I changed the name of this topic to allow for a broader range of crazy hats.]

Freakzilla wrote:[I changed the name of this topic to allow for a broader range of crazy hats.]

But I want to moan about Ascot.

Where else will I be able to post my stories about the scum of expensive caviar the pot-washers had to contend with in the Royal Suites? Or the £200 bottle of champagne I smashed up?






Oh and,

No one is stopping you...

I think it's a shame that her hat distracts me a bit from staring at her breasts.

TheDukester wrote:I think it's a shame that her hat distracts me a bit from staring at her breasts.

You still noticed so not all it lost.

Freakzilla wrote:No one is stopping you...

Nah - is ok. It was five years ago now - most of the hate has faded.



...most of it...

Freakzilla wrote:

TheDukester wrote:I think it's a shame that her hat distracts me a bit from staring at her breasts.

You still noticed so not all it lost.

Hat?

TheDukester wrote:I think it's a shame that her hat distracts me a bit from staring at her breasts.

I am pleased to say I didn't notice the hat