Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Posted: **24 May 2010 09:47**

Omphalos wrote:So he's a "centrist" because he comes down in the middle of every debate out there? That's kind of fucking stupid.

He's too spineless to have an opinion on anything. I'd bet good money he's doing his

schtick for someone at KJA Special Forces right now (if he can find anybody).

"Special Agent Fuckface:
I have stood toe-to-toe with the enemy, and they have given me a virus. They also made fun of my softcore porn collection. I would like to be reinstated -- do you still have my badge and secret decoder ring?

This is for Your Eyes Only! Happy Memorial Day."

P.S. Beware of Honey Traps. And let me know if you find any.

Posted: **25 May 2010 08:40**

Happy Independence Day to everyone in the states! I hope you all have a safe holiday.

Posted: **25 May 2010 09:01**

Hey, when did you become an Icelandic Wiener?

Edit: I mean, Weiner.

Posted: **25 May 2010 09:11**

SandChigger wrote:Hey, when did you become an Icelandic Wiener?

Edit: I mean, Weiner.

After Omph realized that I took on the USDA and won.

Posted: **25 May 2010 09:21**

Happy New Year!

Posted: **25 May 2010 09:41**

Yeah! Happy Memorial Day 2011!

Posted: **25 May 2010 11:44**

And I'm dancing like it's 1999!

Posted: **25 May 2010 12:00**

Nekhrun wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Hey, when did you become an Icelandic Wiener?

Edit: I mean, Weiner.
After Omph realized that I took on the USDA and won.

I know I've seen both spellings on packages at stores.

And I don't think I was syldexing at the time.

Posted: **25 May 2010 22:36**

Monday, May 24, 2010
Novel Traveler Blog and HEREafter Novels under New Owner
LEGAL NOTICE
May 24, 2010

This "Novel Traveler" blog and "HEREafter Novels" is now under new ownership and new administration by me, Frank Walden, Attorney, Norman, Oklahoma.

Mr. James C. Harwood, the former owner of this blog and author of the novels, has left the Internet due to a decline in health. He is expected to die within a few months from acid reflux damage to his esophagus with relating complications including bleeding stomach ulcers. He was signing papers in my office today, turning materials over to me, and granting access to this blog, when he collapsed from a bleeding stomach ulcer.

I am in the process of familiarizing myself with this blog's content and the HEREafter Novels material as I have time.

New authors of science fiction, writers of political and spiritual articles, may be added to this blog in the future. It is my understanding that Google allows up to a total of 100 authors per Blogger blog. Interested writers should send an email to hereafternovels@gmail.com and I will reply within 30 days.

This "Novel Traveler" blog will continue to be a "MULTI-PURPOSE MULTI-SUBJECT BLOG AS AN E-MAGAZINE of Art - Celebrities - Blog Fiction - Books - Movies - Music - TV - News - Politics - Religion - and Sports."

HEREafter © paperback novel May 2003
HEREafter © ebook May 2004
HEREafter © free blog fiction version May 2010
All Rights Reserved

Material at this blog may not be copied
in whole or in part
without the written approval of the
Blog Owner and Administrator
hereafternovels@gmail.com

Frank Walden, Attorney
Norman, Oklahoma
Posted by Frank Walden, Attorney at 5/24/2010 09:52:00 PM
Labels: HEREafter Novels, James C. Harwood, Norman Oklahoma USA

This is a total and complete fabrication, Jimmy.
There is no "Frank Walden", an attorney in Norman, or, in fact, an attorney of this name any where in Oklahomo.

There is a Frank Walden, an ambulance-chaser in Orlando (who's been notified an internet loon is
slandering his name &etc), but no other "Frank Walden, Attorney" in the whole fucking nation ....

again I say, again:
Jimmy ... you are just ... too stupid ... to use the internet ...

Posted: **25 May 2010 22:59**

Rob

SandRider wrote:
Monday, May 24, 2010
Novel Traveler Blog and HEREafter Novels under New Owner
LEGAL NOTICE
May 24, 2010

This "Novel Traveler" blog and "HEREafter Novels" is now under new ownership and new administration by me, Frank Walden, Attorney, Norman, Oklahoma.

Mr. James C. Harwood, the former owner of this blog and author of the novels, has left the Internet due to a decline in health. He is expected to die within a few months from acid reflux damage to his esophagus with relating complications including bleeding stomach ulcers. He was signing papers in my office today, turning materials over to me, and granting access to this blog, when he collapsed from a bleeding stomach ulcer.

I am in the process of familiarizing myself with this blog's content and the HEREafter Novels material as I have time.

New authors of science fiction, writers of political and spiritual articles, may be added to this blog in the future. It is my understanding that Google allows up to a total of 100 authors per Blogger blog. Interested writers should send an email to hereafternovels@gmail.com and I will reply within 30 days.

This "Novel Traveler" blog will continue to be a "MULTI-PURPOSE MULTI-SUBJECT BLOG AS AN E-MAGAZINE of Art - Celebrities - Blog Fiction - Books - Movies - Music - TV - News - Politics - Religion - and Sports."

HEREafter © paperback novel May 2003
HEREafter © ebook May 2004
HEREafter © free blog fiction version May 2010
All Rights Reserved

Material at this blog may not be copied
in whole or in part
without the written approval of the
Blog Owner and Administrator
hereafternovels@gmail.com

Frank Walden, Attorney
Norman, Oklahoma
Posted by Frank Walden, Attorney at 5/24/2010 09:52:00 PM
Labels: HEREafter Novels, James C. Harwood, Norman Oklahoma USA

This is a total and complete fabrication, Jimmy.
There is no "Frank Walden", an attorney in Norman, or, in fact, an attorney of this name any where in Oklahomo.

There is a Frank Walden, an ambulance-chaser in Orlando (who's been notified an internet loon is
slandering his name &etc), but no other "Frank Walden, Attorney" in the whole fucking nation ....

again I say, again:
Jimmy ... you are just ... too stupid ... to use the internet ...

Posted: **26 May 2010 00:00**

He was signing papers in my office today, turning materials over to me, and granting access to this blog, when he collapsed from a bleeding stomach ulcer.

Happy April Fools Day

Posted: **26 May 2010 00:07**

SandRider wrote:again I say, again:
Jimmy ... you are just ... too stupid ... to use the internet ...

Well, according to his blog, Jimmy "has left the internet".

I wonder where he left it?

HBJ

Posted: **26 May 2010 02:09**

Same place where Elvis left the building?

Posted: **26 May 2010 07:57**

I dunno what to say...
all that I want to do this

but 164.000 times

Posted: **26 May 2010 10:14**

That is a very dramatic scenario, but I'm disappointed that Frank Walden, Blog Attorney, didn't go into greater detail and give us some of the dialogue. "Must-... bequeath-... blog!"
"But you're bleeding from the mouth, James-"
"I'll sign it in blood if I have to! Cheesecake-... needs-... steward-..."

Posted: **26 May 2010 10:42**

In a weird coincidence, we're losing our main babysitter here for a few days. The problem? Bleeding stomach ulcers. The solution? Trip to urgent care ... diagnosis ... doctors doing doctor-stuff ... home to rest up. In other words: outpatient stuff.

Look, I'm not saying they're not scary and painful. But, Jim, seriously, as long as you're just making this stuff up as you go along, you should have just said you'd been shot by the Unabomber or something.

Posted: **26 May 2010 13:26**

... bitten by a zombie?

Posted: **26 May 2010 16:44**

... fucked by a herd of yaks?

Posted: **26 May 2010 19:06**

^^^Not recently, I'm glad to report.

Posted: **26 May 2010 19:15**

...shark attack... giant belt sander... a million paper cuts...

Posted: **26 May 2010 20:09**

He's dead, Jim.

Posted: **26 May 2010 20:40**

Posted: **26 May 2010 20:48**

...red shirt in a landing party.

Posted: **26 May 2010 21:21**

Shat himself to death on the toilet after a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with bananas?

Posted: **26 May 2010 22:58**

Wait a minute... I thought bananas were supposed to help stop you up. That's why I had three of them this morning...

OH MY DEAR GAWD HELP ME WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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