Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Lionel Horsepackage wrote:Yeah, there are some real avant-poseur hipsters out there who follow a vegan diet, not out of any type of legitimate concern for animal welfare or whatever, but simply because it's "cool." The "trendy" thing to do.

You see them around all the time in the vegan restaurants, vintage music stores, and other places near where I live, just waiting for a scene to happen, and it makes my bitchslap-hand start trembling.

SandRider wrote:

Eyes wrote:Papa, I like him. Can we keep him?

aww ... well, alright ... but you're gonna have to feed him and clean up after him

and remember that time you forgot about Sloey and left him out in the snow for
three days and he ended up under that fat lady's porch up in Canada ? you cried
for a month after that, I don't wanna go thru all that again ....

just remember to divide up your attention evenly,
so AToE doesn't get jealous and go around peeing
on stuff (again) ....