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Hellhole by Kevin J Anderson and Brian Herbert
Official Site

you bastard

and this...


how tasteful

I can see the ad copy now...

Red, Enflamed, Throbbing Angrily ... SMELLHOLE.

"Ooooh ... the smell of it!"

Mr. Teg wrote:Hellhole by Kevin J Anderson and Brian Herbert
Official Site

Not funny, sonny Jim, not funny. Well maybe a wee bit, I'm sure it'll be cool when I can pry my weeping 4 year old from the corner he's hiding in. Looking at the silver lining, he's unlikely to be peaking over my shoulder when I'm online again.

Ah, the nostalgia!

If this were Old 'Keen, this would have been enough to have Hyppo's panties bunched up so tight they'd be wrapped around her tonsils and she'd be gagging from it! (As opposed to simply being gagging for it, as is her normal wont! )

Aye!

I don't get it.

Omphalos wrote:I don't get it.

Don't feel bad. This is probably another one of those cases where it is better to give than receive (or get).

I'll never get that image out of my mind. Is that the Baron Harkonnen prequel?

meh - that site was already bookmarked ... no new content, either.
fail.

SandRider wrote:meh - that site was already bookmarked ... no new content, either.
fail.

Recent twat from the Journeyman...

# 1 day ago Another day in HELLHOLE. Half finished...then it goes to Reb and her sharp red pencil, before going into...

It's becoming rather obvious that "HELLHOLE" is code for his own anus.

BREAK OUT THE CAST CONDOM!

hmmm - mebbe someone should copy last months' twits and word-sub "my ass" for "Hellhole"
and post it as "TehKJA" ...

only 164000 words long!

The word count thing has to do with contracts. COntracts specify a word count range for works these days. Of course leave it to Keith to turn it into a blatant self-promotional moment.

Rob

Robspierre wrote:The word count thing has to do with contracts. COntracts specify a word count range for works these days. Of course leave it to Keith to turn it into a blatant self-promotional moment.

Rob

"You must write an essay at least ten pages long"

and the essay was ten pages long: after page 3 all that was written was: coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola coca cola

cmsahe wrote:only 164000 words long!

Exactly! Kid's play, right? I mean, recently you've been Tweeting that daily!

SandChigger wrote:

cmsahe wrote:only 164000 words long!

Exactly! Kid's play, right? I mean, recently you've been Tweeting that daily!

yes my KJA-esque novel published on twitter
the other day, while on twitter I had a vision of insects crawling up my arms!

I warned you about that wacky cucaracha weed...

I hear meth is pretty cheap down there...

Freakzilla wrote:I hear meth is pretty cheap down there...

It's the rains season now and fungi will grow in my garden, i'll see the best path to drive to the office...

can you send that shit in the mail ?

FedEx?

there a mexican-owned company that runs mexican trains on the little-used
line that cuts across my place (the old "South Orient" line, don't know what
they call it now) ... send me an email at the below address (so as not to
implicate The Tidwell) and we'll work something out ... just slap a package
under a car with duct tape, and spray-paint a code on the car, I'll have
one of my guys snatch it as the train goes by ...

not bullshitting here, either, Carlos, I needs me some psychedelics .....

Googled "hellhole brian herbert anderson" and this thread shows up page 1

Nice!