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(Okay, it's not KJA ... but, still, would anyone have been surprised?)

the comments disturb me ... is io9 a cross-section of the scifi buying public ?


anyway:

Superman dueling the Terminator with light sabres aback a worm ... ?

Mulder fights off the Smoking Man and the Twin Peaks dwarf with a light sabre while
Sculley takes the Water of Life to see into the future and solve the government-sponsered
UFO conspiracy ?

wait, instead of a shark, Batman's riding a waterworm ?

Burt Reynolds as The Bandit slicing off Jackie Gleason's head with a light sabre ?
.... a weirding module ?
.... a knife ground from the tooth of a shark ?
.... a Phillips screwdriver, but it bounces off Buford T. Justice's badge and knocks the Bandit's hat off, revealing a horrible 70's combed-over 'fro ?

Marsha Brady with a light sabre in a Wonder Woman costume riding Greg Brady in an evil-clown suit ?

SandRider wrote:Marsha Brady with a light sabre in a Wonder Woman costume ...

Yummy.

I jut had some sort of -gasm ... not sure exactly which kind.

Anakin Skywalker juggling crysknives on a humpback whale jumping thru a ring of fire at DragonCon ?

Kevin J. Anderson in a room full of blow-up dolls (aka "superstars of writing" seminar) ?

The SandChigger scratching his ass with Hanzo steel while perched on the roof of a speeding Hyundai
drifting the mean streets of Tokyo screaming "Remember Pearl Harbor" .... ?

Well, I'm a bit worried about the slice-n-dice rump meat (THE AMAZING GINSU KNIFE!!!), but what the hell, I'm in.

wonder if his next project will be KJA and Jabba on one of the homeshopping networks selling their seminar on tape to poor saps?

I thought batman was the captain of his boat in terra incognito?

Captain Nemo with a light sabre riding one of Ripley's aliens into battle with 300 Spartans ?

SandRider wrote:Kevin J. Anderson in a room full of blow-up dolls (aka "superstars of writing" seminar) ?

Someone with photoshop skills should make this.

I've been laughing all through this side of the thread ^^