Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Sandwurm88 wrote:This is a fact I found interesting: Sean Connery and his wife have been married more than twenty years, and they literally do not speak the same language. It would be pretty useful if women were mute, in fact.

Omphalos wrote:I knew my first wife for ten years before I married her. Turned out to be the worst thing that ever happened to me.

SandRider wrote:.... now I've got two women, one a little too old, one a little too young
who are trying to take over my life - the older one is a good person and companion, but really wants
to change things about me that can't be changed at this point .... the young one just wants my money,
but she's a hot little thing with great tits & alot of fun .... both will end up disappointed ....

Laphtiya wrote:Well after 8 years with my girlfriend I am finally getting married, set the date for 22nd of January 2011. I didnt know there was so much work involved in planning a wedding, I mean yeah I knew it would be a challenge but I had no idea! At least she has sorted the dress out where as I am stuck writing out invitations, we decided after I wrote out the groomsman/bridesmaid to write out the rest of the invitations (all 65 of them) the same way, handmade parchment paper, old english calligraphy rolled up in a scroll and wax sealed.......I am about half way through been at it for 3 weeks now

Lets see how stressed and grazy I get closer to the date

chanilover wrote:

SandRider wrote:.... now I've got two women, one a little too old, one a little too young
who are trying to take over my life - the older one is a good person and companion, but really wants
to change things about me that can't be changed at this point .... the young one just wants my money,
but she's a hot little thing with great tits & alot of fun .... both will end up disappointed ....

So how are things going with Hyppo and Irulan?

SandRider wrote:

inhuien wrote:

SandRider wrote:

Sandy wants a French sandwich?

Jeremiah Johnson: Ever get lonesome?

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: For What ?

Jeremiah Johnson: ... woman ?

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full-time night woman?

I never could find no tracks in a woman's heart.
I packed a squaw for twelve years, pilgrim. Cheyenne, she was.
And the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads!
I lodgepoled her at Dead Wolf Creek and traded her for a Hawkin gun!

Don't get me wrong, I love the women, I surely do!
But l swear...
...a woman's breast is the hardest rock...
...the Almighty ever made on Earth...


...and l can find no sign on it.