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I am Xenu.

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Hello underlings, I am the dark lord Xenu, I have come to enslave you with my 1960s aircr.. I mean spaceships.

I'm a youngling who saw the Dune movie a few years back and finally decided to start reading the original novels about two months ago, sadly time is not always easy to find so I'm still only early on in the first novel.

I had heard this was a great source of slav.. I mean fellow kindred spirits to share my appreciation of Frank's work with.

Be gentle.
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I am gentle but soome people here aren't :)
one piece of advice; don't show any weaknesses lol

Antway welcome to Jacurutu and more important welcome to Dune,
A beginning is a very delicate time.
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My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
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Xenu wrote:My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
that should do the trick :)

Oh and I almost forgot:

"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:
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hihihi Xenu :)
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Welcome
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Welcome on board mate.
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Welcome! :orcs-buttshake:
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"I have created a holy obscenity!" he said. "This religion built around my person disgusts me!"

"Yes, Lord."

Nayla's green eyes on the gilded cushions of her cheeks stared out at him without questioning, without comprehension, without the need of either response.

If I sent her out to collect the stars, she would go and she would attempt it. She thinks I am testing her again. I do believe she could anger me.

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lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:
:evil:
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welcome mate.
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SandRider wrote:
lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:
:evil:
hey I think he's my first :)
But i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol
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You don't sell Fremen for their water!
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didn't the Fremen use water rings as coin?
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lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol

claim it when I'm dead .....
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Hello, hope you enjoy the books, we're all more than happy to answer any questions that might come up. Watch out for spoilers, this place is one gigantic spoiler farm.
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***SPOILER ALERT***






I have a green tushie.







***END SPOILERS***
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Welcome! :)
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SandRider wrote:
lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol

claim it when I'm dead .....

now you're gonna make me cry...
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Greetings, Xenu.
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Thank you guys!

You've made me feel so welcomed! :tissue2:

And I'll make sure to watch out for spoilers though I've kinda had the big stuff in the first three novels spoiled to me by the film and miniseries.

But it doesn't seem to bother me because the novels are so well-written, just swallows you whole like a shai-hulud!
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harumph. now ....


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Welcome, twice welcome!
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Welcome Welcome. Please don't nuke our Volcanos.
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