Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

OK, so I know this isn't yet another thread about some Yank/US event that no one outside the US has heard of, but this has really made me laugh.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010 ... llegations" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I know bullying in work is no laughing matter, but some of the stories that have come out are laugh out loud funny. My favourite is the time when he allegedly was so frustrated with his secretary taking dictation that he shoved her out the way and started hammering at the keyboard himself. Runner-up is Gordon grabbing an aide by his lapels and shouting "They're out to get me!"

It's like the country's being run by Basil Fawlty.

I love John Cleese. He is such a good actor. I can't recall ever not laughing at one of his scripts.

Thanks for posting.

I don't have enough information or collaboration of Brown's behavior yet to form an opinion -
I mean, is he a shitheel, or has he been schoolin' shitheels ?

f'instance, Dick Cheney's just a half-dead, pasty wannabe-cowboy who went mad with power - his tirades
and abuses of staff and Senators were signs of a weak man trying to be tough and losing his fucking mind
in the process .... on the other hand, when Lyndon Johnson slapped the taste out of someone's mouth,
you could bet the farm that the shitheel had it coming ...

He's clearly a nutter, he can't stand Tony Blair and absolutely hates the deputy leader of Labour, Harriet Harperson.

Here you go:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWtZi1IC ... re=related[/youtube]

Have I Got News For You is always brilliant!

Gordon Brown, a-haaaa!

He's for everyone of us!
Stand for everyone of us!
He'll save with a mighty hand!
Every man, every woman, every child - with a mighty flash!

I hope someone gets the reference.

Xenu wrote:Gordon Brown, a-haaaa!

He's for everyone of us!
Stand for everyone of us!
He'll save with a mighty hand!
Every man, every woman, every child - with a mighty flash!

I hope someone gets the reference.

I think here you should hope for the opposite

lotek wrote:

Xenu wrote:Gordon Brown, a-haaaa!

He's for everyone of us!
Stand for everyone of us!
He'll save with a mighty hand!
Every man, every woman, every child - with a mighty flash!

I hope someone gets the reference.

I think here you should hope for the opposite

Haha, perhaps! But I couldn't resist, ever since he in '09 accidentally said that his government saved the WORLD and hilarity ensued!

At last! The spineless wretch Brown has finally asked the Queen to dissolve Parliament in the run up to a general election. Any Brits on here who can be arsed to vote?

Here's how Newsarse have reported it, the only credible source of UK news:

http://newsarse.com/2010/04/06/gordon-b ... ay-notice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

chanilover wrote:http://newsarse.com/2010/04/06/gordon-b ... ay-notice/

good site, thanks!

Newsarse is brilliant:

http://newsarse.com/2010/03/22/bb-owner ... aving-sex/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://newsarse.com/2010/02/25/tragedy- ... n-the-tin/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That killer whale article!

“Though I am quite surprised that she said only wants to hear her guests having sex when there’s a vagina involved.”

“In fact, I guess that mean the joke’s on her, because whenever we stay there we only ever do anal.”

A park worker explained, “We’ve long heard people calling for us to put on shows with the docile whale, or even the cuddly whale, but we’d never really understood why. Until today.”

that's my kind of humor, the one that only needs to describe a ridiculous situation to be funny

chanilover wrote:At last! The spineless wretch Brown has finally asked the Queen to dissolve Parliament in the run up to a general election. Any Brits on here who can be arsed to vote?

You get the feeling that if he could've left calling it to the day before the actual election he would've done. I've no idea whether I'm on the electoral roll or not, nowadays - don't remember seeing one delivered for years - and haven't actually voted in the last two, possibly three, elections. Does this mean we have four weeks of Gordo trying to smile? God help us

SandRider wrote:f'instance, Dick Cheney's just a half-dead, pasty wannabe-cowboy who went mad with power - his tirades
and abuses of staff and Senators were signs of a weak man trying to be tough and losing his fucking mind
in the process ....

Show Dick some respect!

He shot a guy in the face with a shotgun and the dune apologized to Dick for it. That's bad-ass in my book.

Freakzilla wrote:

SandRider wrote:f'instance, Dick Cheney's just a half-dead, pasty wannabe-cowboy who went mad with power - his tirades
and abuses of staff and Senators were signs of a weak man trying to be tough and losing his fucking mind
in the process ....

Show Dick some respect!

He shot a guy in the face with a shotgun and the dune apologized to Dick for it. That's bad-ass in my book.

No, that's someone thinking he's bad ass.

Freakzilla wrote:Show Dick some respect!

Just ... wrong on so many levels.

SandChigger wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:Show Dick some respect!

Just ... wrong on so many levels.

It's a movie quote.