Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

As opposed to that crap we get here that Texans call snow.

Put it to good use:

snow in East Texas ....

West Texas got a spitting of mist this morning, kinda overcast til about 2pm,
then cleared up and got up to low 50s ....

one of my hands came in about sundown & said he'd heard Dallas had
gotten about 8" of snow ...

I can do without all that shit ....

If my girlfriend doesn't bail on me she's suppose to be taking me to Texas when she moves(which I will not budge till I graduate or find a good workstudy program) And seriously, I don't want any more snow even though I live in the backwards south. It's falling like mad these days. When I used to live in Texas there was never one snow flake. What's going on down there these days?

Dubbya's secret winter weather machine(part of his new Border protection plan) finally kicked in over texas and the snow coming down is to confuse the border runners into thinking they have crossed into Canada(nothing wrong with our northern neighbor just fool them into thinking they went to far) and they run back and rethink their course.

^ Then they will believe they have fallen into a black hole warping the time and space continuum.