DuneFishUK wrote:D Pope wrote:I've heard he's that one guy, the they in that's what they say. It seems he was referred to as 'Him' in one of the books I read.
Through the ages, the learned have wrote:"...bestriding the forums like a colossus."
"Eat your peas, you don't want to anger the Tidwell."
"When in the course of human events...the Tidwell...will kick your ass."
"Tidwell at the gates"
"Look! Up in the sky!..."
"And you will know my name is the Tidwell when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
"Look on my works ye mighty and despair... for 'round that colossal wreck, one inscription remains; Tidwell was here."
I heard that this one guy (a famous author IIRC) angered the Tidwell and then was disappeared entirely from time and (cyber)space
enough time has passed, and I have been in direct contact with Frank Walden, InnerWebz Content Copyright Attorney,
(whose office is actually in Stillwater, explaining why he could not be located in the Norman area) and he agreed that
no legal action can now be taken regarding
anyone's role in James C. Harwood's suicide ...
so I will state here for the record, as I did to the Oklahoma State Police, that
The Tidwell was entirely blameless in
Mr. Harwood's tragic and untimely demise ... here are the basic facts of what actually occurred :
1) during the course of internet harassment and cyber-bullying of Mr. Harwood, I, the SandRider, did in fact hack the membership
lists of several websites whose servers are located in the former Soviet Union (making this action in and of itself non-prosecutable,
according to Mr. Walden);
2) in these membership lists, I, the SandRider, did discover accounts with usernames and passwords widely associated with
Mr. Harwood, as well as website logs that indicate the times & dates the IP address then associated with Mr. Harwood accessed
these site;
3) these sites included, but are not limited to: MyTeenAssSlave.ru, FlatChests4U.info.ru, HardArabBoys.info.ym,
HarderArabBoys.net.ir, SandraTeenModelsMom.com, img.GJ986KJH5465.tor2web.com, IpeeUpee.info.fr, TeeniesTitties.com,
kiddernprontube.com.gr, A2M.com, PrettyNonNudeCherryGirls.com, BuyABitch.ru, BuyABitchCheap.ru, BuyABitchGetOneFree.ru;
4) then, as George Smiley did to poor Karla, I, the SandRider, sent copies of this evidence to Mr. Harwood, leaving him with
but one option;
5) Mr. Harwood then traveled to the office of Mr. Walden, where he signed over power-of-attorney for his various web-related
endeavors, and, unbeknownst to Mr. Walden, swallowed a fast-acting poison that simulated the effects of a heart-attack;
6) according to the terms of the will just signed in his office, Mr. Walden then executed this will, having Mr. Harwood's body
released from the County Coroner without autopsy and immediately cremated; the ashes were then placed in an Ovaltine
jar which was sent to a Denver, Colorado, Private Detective, (in the employ of Mr. Walden, to be paid from the expected
return of the sale of Mr. Harwood's personal property (which didn't quite work out that way)) who by means of stealth and
deception, infiltrated the Castle of one Kevin J. Anderson, placing the Ovaltine jar containing the ashes of Mr. Harwood on
a pantry shelf, in the hopes, according to Mr. Harwood's will, that Anderson would mistake Mr. Harwood's ashes for actual
rich, chocolaty Ovaltine, and consume Mr. Harwood's ashes with milk, so that Mr. Harwood's essence could take over
Anderson's body and finish twelve-thousand part science fiction novel that was Mr. Harwood's life's work;
I, the SandRider, do hereby swear and avow that the preceding account is a truthful representation of the facts, So Help Me Gawd;