Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

FUCK! How much did I lose on that pool again?

Cheers Sandrider! Happy New Year!

Welcome back Brother of the Worm, Place feels almost back to normal:)

trang wrote:Welcome back Brother of the Worm, Place feels almost back to normal:)

Normal?

WB SR!

TheDukester wrote:

SandRider wrote:mind your own fucking business.

Totally effing CLASSIC!

(Needed repeating)




Welcome Back SandRider!

Well thank gawd you're back! I was tired of being one of the oldest around here!


(Seriously, drop by a net café or something next time you have machine troubles to at least let us know you're OK, OK? )

You should have faked your own online death and come back to life as a Christmas miracle.

seriously thought about it;
or atleast coming up with some outrageous yarn ...

just not feeling it, tho.
sorry.


ok, whut happend wuz,
I wuz out in the desert, way out yonder
past the last of the Staked Plains,
on my yearly crusade & pilgrimage
to find the Last Resting Place of Jeff Davis' Camels,
when I ran acrost that Lost Patrol from the Twilight Zone,
the one where they're National Guardsmen on maneuvers
in the Dakotas and run into Custer, right ?

So I sez, "Say, you boys lookt lost."
and they said, "No shit, old man, what year is this ?"
and I sez "Well, how the fuck should I know ?"
which is a legitimate response, dependin on how I'm dresst
and what-all I been drinkin and so forth ...

So anyways, they'd done thrown a tread on they's M-4 tank,
and I had to tell 'em that even in 1964 M4 treads were hard to come by ...

We missed you

I swear, it feels like home again.

Consider your title fixed, BTW.

So, did you kidnap Gameplayer and do unspeakable things to him in your barn, like in La Tejas Chainsaw Massacre?

define "unspeakable" .....

Ooh, this is getting good.

Just glad to have you back

SandRider wrote:define "unspeakable" .....

isnt it those things that you see visually that fear sucks the air from your lungs and leaves you unable to say anything?

trang wrote:

SandRider wrote:define "unspeakable" .....

isnt it those things that you see visually that fear sucks the air from your lungs and leaves you unable to say anything?

The definition of unspeakable:

^^^I thought that was unfeasible.

That's a good photo for playing "Caption this pic!"


"Guess where my left hand is. Go ahead, guess!"

SandChigger wrote:That's a good photo for playing "Caption this pic!"


"Guess where my left hand is. Go ahead, guess!"

SandChigger wrote:That's a good photo for playing "Caption this pic!"

"We will teach you to write for $549! No, really. You can TRUST us ..."

"Come hither and take in that lovely Sex Panther scent."

TheDukester wrote:

SandChigger wrote:That's a good photo for playing "Caption this pic!"

"We will teach you to write for $549! No, really. You can TRUST us ..."

SORRY, NON-early bird! It's after January 1st! DA PRICE DONE GONE UP!!!

Wait a minute...

Regular Price $1,199.00

Early Bird Special until Jan. 31, 2010
Now $699, a Savings of $500.

All Major Credit Cards Accepted Except American Express

(Seating Limited by Room Capacity)

OK, new caption:

"For 50 bucks more, you can feel what Kevin is feeling right now, too!"

I think I'll wait and catch the next Early Bird Special, at $799, an almost $719.99 Savings!

So, how many people do you think they have booked so far and how many do they need to break even?

Did they still have the VIP "C'mon at least fill the front row!" offer up?


EDIT: That being said I really hope the 'satisfaction guaranteed' clause means your money.