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Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 13 Oct 2009 20:51
by SandRider
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Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 13 Oct 2009 21:25
by Slugger
That Fremen looks like Gerald Butler as Leonidas in 300....

"This...is...ARRAKISSSSS!!!!"

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 13 Oct 2009 21:42
by Futar
oh god... what is this? a graphic novel now?

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 13 Oct 2009 22:46
by SandRider
don't know.

found it on the Burning Man forum, some kid wanted to build a stillsuit,
some other kid posted that, then they started talking about weed again ....


edit : okay, this makes even less sense ...

http://www.amazon.com/Fremen-Justice-Br ... 0970965745" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

and

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/a/kev ... ustice.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

$200 ? is that american dollars or .... ?

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 13 Oct 2009 23:10
by SandChigger
This thing has come up before, but I forget the details. Where's Omph?

An excerpt from Dune: Fremen Justice
No bright light, no sign of guards. Crawling into the hole, Stilgar stretched a leg down and located a rough ledge, where he rested his boot. With his other foot he found a second ledge, and below that another. Steps going down. Ahead, he discerned low yellow light where the tunnel sloped to the right. He backed up and raised a hand, summoning the others to follow.

On the floor at the base of the rough steps he found an old serving bowl. Tugging off his nose plugs, he smelled raw meat. Bait for small predators? An animal trap? He froze, looking for sensors. Had he already tripped a silent alarm? He heard footsteps ahead, and a drunken voice. "Got another one. Blow it to kulon-hell."

Stilgar and two Fremen darted into a side tunnel and drew their milky crysknives. Maula pistols would be far too noisy in these enclosed spaces. When a pair of Harkonnen guards blundered past them, reeking of spice beer, Stilgar and his comrade Turok darted out and grabbed them from behind.

Before the hapless men could cry out, the Fremen slit their throats.
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http://www.wormholebook.com/chapbooks/fremenjustice.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 14 Oct 2009 03:48
by lotek
SandRider wrote:Image
jeez i thought this was a fake!!

anf that font?
what were they thinking???

were they thinking???

can they think???

and even if they were or could do they want to???

EDIT:
just went over the 1st amazon link... 200$ is for a copy signed by the author, so there you go that explains... just nothing what the hell is happening? Did we suddenly shift to a parallel world where objects recede in quality and some weird crazy mind of an adult child is the master of reality and twists it to his own desiderata! (little quizz who wrote that story?)

that book is worth 15$
http://www.wormholebook.com/chapbooks/fremenjustice.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 14 Oct 2009 21:50
by Omphalos
It's just one of the five or six short stories that they have written. I always figured that their last book would be a collection of them. If you go to the Wiki Dune page it has them in the chronology. Also, Torkos included them in his own chronology. That particular one was published as a chapbook. I forget who the publisher was, but they have another short story chapbook set in Dune too.

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 14 Oct 2009 22:45
by Drunken Idaho
The cover makes it look like some teen fiction version of Dune, not that the rest of their stories aren't exactly that.

I'd be interested to see the other covers, just for laughs.

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 00:33
by Omphalos
Here's the publisher's website. Hunting Harkonnens is the other one. Its at the bottom of the page. And if someone is selling that POS for $200, well, then we should send some Preeks their way. There's a Preek born every minute, eh?

Seriously, its $15 or so on the publisher's website, and by the fact that it was published in 2001 and the limited edition is still selling suggests, um, something, about its popularity. :D

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 01:36
by Drunken Idaho
Stilgar and two Fremen darted into a side tunnel and drew their milky crysknives.
Ultra-gay innuendo aside, the writing here is absolutely terrible as per usual. Frank wouldn't say "Stilgar and two Fremen." Fremen is way too broad a term for it. He'd say Fedaykin or Naibs or some other bit of Fremen vocabulary...

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 01:52
by Redstar
"Stilgar and two Scottish guys..."

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 05:23
by SandChigger
That's it. :D

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 09:05
by inhuien
"Hell, Fucking, aye, Big Man. Yous pure got it.

Send in the redshirts.

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 09:25
by SandRider
Omphalos wrote:Here's the publisher's website. Hunting Harkonnens is the other one. Its at the bottom of the page. And if someone is selling that POS for $200, well, then we should send some Preeks their way. There's a Preek born every minute, eh?

Seriously, its $15 or so on the publisher's website, and by the fact that it was published in 2001 and the limited edition is still selling suggests, um, something, about its popularity. :D

the $200 one is used on amazon, apparently signed, and the only copy of this available there;
w/o looking, I'm betting the copy listed on the other website is the same one, same seller.

(and good luck with that ....)

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 23:17
by Talos
Omphalos wrote:It's just one of the five or six short stories that they have written.
It's not even a short story, it's just an excerpt from House Corrino that they packaged another story to sell more books. Apparently it didn't work too well considering this book is still for sale at Wormhole and they only printed just over a thousand.
SandRider wrote: $200 ? is that american dollars or .... ?
WOW!!! I really hope this sells! If so I'm putting mine up for sale because I could use an extra 400 bucks. I received a hardcover, autographed copy of both this and Hunting Harkonnens for Christmas a few years back (My mother thought that I would enjoy anything with Dune on it.)

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 04:52
by SandChigger
Good luck getting rid of them! :)


(Bitchin' new avatar, btw. :D )

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 20:10
by Talos
SandChigger wrote:Bitchin' new avatar, btw. :D
Thanks!!! You too, I haven't been by in awhile, last I recall, you were a bunny rabbit!

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 23:34
by SandChigger
(I still am. :animals-bunnywhite: On the inside. :P )

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 02:42
by TheDukester
My 2-year-old likes to mess around a bit on the computer. Whenever I was scrolling through Jacurutu pages with him around, he'd always say, "The bunny!" every time he saw the old avatar. 8)

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 09:28
by Freakzilla
TheDukester wrote:My 2-year-old likes to mess around a bit on the computer. Whenever I was scrolling through Jacurutu pages with him around, he'd always say, "The bunny!" every time he saw the old avatar. 8)
My 3-y-o princess liked it too.

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 09:50
by Seraphan
Wont you do it again Chig? For the childrens sake...

:P

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 16:54
by SandChigger
Tell 'em that ... bunny made a mighty fine pie. :lol:

(And try to snap pix of their expressions when you do. ;) )




(I'm not really that evil. I'm much much worse! :laughing: )

Re: Fremen Justice ? WTF ?

Posted: 17 Oct 2009 16:59
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:Tell 'em that ... bunny made a mighty fine pie. :lol:

(And try to snap pix of their expressions when you do. ;) )




(I'm not really that evil. I'm much much worse! :laughing: )
Cook! Where's my Hossenfeffer?