Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Yeah, I like watching football a hundred times better than watching basketball, but I'm too skinny to play football unless I want to play like Randy Moss, i.e tall skinny guy who bitches out everytime a safety comes within ten yards of him.

you're in NYC ?

for some reason, I thought you from St. Louis ....

maybe that was Sloey's other sockpuppet ....

Sandwurm88 wrote:(It's probably just assumed at this point, but I'm not Sole Man!! Check my IP or something!)

I thought Omph or Freak did check it. ???

Here, then, click this link: I'm NOT Sole Man


Edit: Ahem. I meant for Sandwurm88 to click it, Omph and Aquila.

I'm on the higher end of 5.7 but I'm still growing. I used to body bord when I was a kid and started surffing when I was 12. Don't do it as much anymore .

SandChigger wrote:

Sandwurm88 wrote:(It's probably just assumed at this point, but I'm not Sole Man!! Check my IP or something!)

I thought Omph or Freak did check it. ???

Here, then, click this link: I'm NOT Sole Man


Edit: Ahem. I meant for Sandwurm88 to click it, Omph and Aquila.

fucking tease!

I would repost the image of The Mwhaa! Lips of Chig here, but it's been known to give children nightmares and cause women to spontaneously lactate.

I played with a seven footer yesterday at this college where a bunch of 25 year old college guys come and play. I've worked up to a thirty inch vertical, but I got stuffed out of my mind like five times. The guy was slow though, so I got a few baskets on him. The NBA season is heating up too, I've just started kinda watching basketball... not as good as football, because the pro players can be pretty selfish and don't hustle all the time like in college. The Knicks are relevant now, too.

Sandwurm88 wrote:I played with a seven footer yesterday at this college where a bunch of 25 year old college guys come and play. I've worked up to a thirty inch vertical, but I got stuffed out of my mind like five times. The guy was slow though, so I got a few baskets on him.

Wait, what?

I was afraid to ask, 'cause every way I read it sounded dirty.

Pics or you're full of shit

Nekhrun wrote:

Sandwurm88 wrote:I played with a seven footer yesterday at this college where a bunch of 25 year old college guys come and play. I've worked up to a thirty inch vertical, but I got stuffed out of my mind like five times. The guy was slow though, so I got a few baskets on him.

Wait, what?

Way to take one for the team.

Nah, I'll bet Sloey hit some shots "over" the guy ...

I've done the same thing ... by hanging out near the 3-point line, not going anywhere near where all the big people are, then flinging up a shot every now and then. Hell, I've gotten entire "workouts" that way.

Wow, you guys can never give me a break huh!? Ah, well. I suppose I can reiterate that I'm not Sole Man a bunch of times but you guys won't believe me until he comes back, if he ever does.

I was talking about playing basketball by the way, sorry for making the assumption considering the title of the thread.

And Omphalos, pictures of what, the tall dude, or me jumping high?

how about jumpin' high the tall dude ?
:p

Okay, I have a Youtube video of me dunking with two hands on a ten-foot hoop, if I can un-privatize the account ( I'm sixteen, so I think it did that automatically), then I can embed it here.
As for taking a picture of the seven foot guy, I would've if I had a camera or my phone at the time, but I kinda got the feeling that he didn't really like all the attention, and he got offended when he blocked a shot on me, and I was like "Fuck, he's like nine feet tall!". Every guy on the court was like, "Dude, how tall are you", "Can you dunk?" and stuff like that. He couldn't real jump because he had an ankle injury or something, so that was the only way I could get above him... So if I see him again I'll get a picture. On an unrelated note, besides having to do with me meeting a really tall person, I met David Robinson (7'2'' retired Spurs Center) in an aquarium in Las Vegas when I was about seven and he gave me his autograph.

And I've also kinda met Kenny George, this guy. I went to a game where he played:



He's 7'7''!!! Got his foot amputated, though .

I don't think that's what they wanted pictures of.

Okay. Forgive me my youthful innocence.

Sandwurm88 wrote:Okay. Forgive me my youthful innocence.

That's OK, it won't last long.

Sandwurm88 wrote:Wow, you guys can never give me a break huh!? Ah, well. I suppose I can reiterate that I'm not Sole Man a bunch of times but you guys won't believe me until he comes back, if he ever does.

That's exactly the kind of thing Sloey would say.

there is no such thing as recreational basketball

Just say No !