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By aliens...the latest craze of the tin foil hat community...

http://stopabductions.com/


They claim that the aliens are less dexterous than humans. "One abductee foiled an abduction by having her husband wrap her with string and subsequently hiding the scissors. The aliens could not remove the string and did not take her. Aliens have not been able to remove a thought screen helmet secured with tape or string. "

a drawing by a child abducted by aliens



http://www.aliensandchildren.org/

Supposedly abductions of children have been going on for centuries as represented in the folklore, fairies stealing babies, the changelings, etc. (Jacques Vallée, Salvador Freixedo.)

She's hot.

^^^^


I'd just beat the shit out of the aliens. Why don't people do this? If its because they're "paralyzed and can't move" then its a known medical disorder.









Yeah, I saw a fuckin' alien documentary a week ago.

Freakzilla wrote:She's hot.

that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...

SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...

Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team

othaderak wrote:Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team

What, and get a gay guy to help you with your eyebrows?

Huh? Wait a minute, I don't get it....

othaderak wrote:

SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...

Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team

That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.

chanilover wrote:

othaderak wrote:

SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...

Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team

That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.

No way.

Freakzilla wrote:

chanilover wrote:

othaderak wrote:

SandRider wrote:that's what I thought - needs a gay friend to help her with her eyebrows, tho ...

Well, I'm one straight guy who's willing to take one for the team

That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.

No way.

Way. Gayway.

chanilover wrote:That's probabaly the gayest thing I've read on here so far.

Oh, come on. You've gotta give credit to people who've been longer than me. Orald has feelings too, you know