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Anyone catch his almost tearful apology on Leno a little while ago?

He posted on his blog:

"I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom [Andrea]. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! …………………… I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!…………….. Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade!!! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down!!!!! I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. I will apologize to Taylor 2mrw. Welcome to the real world!!!! Everybody wanna booooo me but I’m a fan of real pop culture!!! No disrespect but we watchin’ the show at the cribe right now cause…. Well you know!!!! I’m still happy for Taylor!!!! Boooyaawww!!!! You are very talented!!!!! I gave my awards to Outkast when they deserved it over me… That’s what it is!!!! I’m not crazy yall, I’m just real. Sorry for that!!! I really feel bad for Taylor and I’m sincerely sorry!!! Much Respect!!!!!"

I loaded up drudgereport for a spiff of the event.

Found this story.

Obama calls Kanye a 'Jackass'... Oh woops, that was off the record!

So apparently, they prematurely reported the truth on accident.
I think that's a GOOD thing for the prez to say. Notice they aren't denying he said it, just that they hadn't approved the off-the-record statement.



For once, I agree with Obama. Kanye IS a jackass. And has something mentally wrong with him.

Nothing the President says is going to be "off the record".

Yo Brian, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Frank wrote one of the best book series of all time.


And if Kanye wanted to make Dune shoes, then they should have a heel pump.

Nice one.

Terry Moran has apparently coined a new term :
this was a "premature tweet" ....

Redstar wrote:

Brilliance

Ah Kanye, such an asshole to end all assholes. I don't know what's more amusing, Kanye or the example this shows for how much of a joke the MTV awards really are.

"Yo Jesus, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Mohammad started one of the best religions of all time!"

This method of insult is going to be repeated among the Interwebs for about 3 months.

I like how irony reared her ugly head at me: one day after I say I've never heard of this guy, he's all over the news.

E. LeGuille wrote:"Yo Jesus, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Mohammad started one of the best religions of all time!"

This method of insult is going to be repeated among the Interwebs for about 3 months.

FAIL.

Much, much less, I should hope.

Yo Duncan, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Duncan was one of the best Duncans of all time.
Yo Leto, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Ted Kennedy was one of the best bridge-divers of all time.

We could turn this into a "Kanye is a douche, oh yeah, involving Dune" thread.

RedHeadKevin wrote:Yo Leto, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Ted Kennedy was one of the best bridge-divers of all time.

Ouch!

The bridge-diving one is frickin' awesome. I wish more people I knew read Dune so I could use that one!!!!


And all of these Kanye demotivators should be tee shirts.

Seems this has become an Internet meme. This one made me laugh:

Redstar wrote:Seems this has become an Internet meme. This one made me laugh:

That one would have been much better if he was telling God that the Flying Spaghetti Monster's haeven was better (beer volcanoes and stripper factories).

Freakzilla wrote:

Redstar wrote:Seems this has become an Internet meme. This one made me laugh:

That one would have been much better if he was telling God that the Flying Spaghetti Monster's haeven was better (beer volcanoes and stripper factories).

OK, from where I'm sitting the both of them have noodly appendages...which one is the poster referring to?

Well one is a male human and the other an alien of vague gender, I think you'll just have to make your own mind up here.

can't believe no-one posted :

Yo, Kanye, I'm real happy for you and your shoes and all, and I'mma let you finish,
but Micheal Jordan had the best Nikes of all time. Of all Time ...

Apparently, his whole "designed by Kanye" clothing range was cancelled two days after release.

HBJ

SandRider wrote:Yo Kanye, I'm real happy for your clothing line and all, and I'mma let you finish,
but Mike Tyson had the fastest-failing clothing line of all time. Of all Time ...

me thinks ye ole kanye ai't heard the last o' tis joke

Kanye = Banned from Haiti telethon: http://www.comcast.net/music/blindedbythehype/9953/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

kanye tweets:

Yo, Haiti, I'm really sorry for your sufferin' an' all,
an' I'm a letya finish (dyin'), but San Franciso had one of
the best earthquakes of all time. of all time ...