Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

After reading and listening to so many Winds interviews, this (obvious) idea popped into my head.

Feel free to add your own.

If KJA/BH say they are "huge Dune fans", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "detailed Dune7 outline", take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention the "cliffhanger" at the end of Chapterhouse: Dune, take a shot.
If KJA/BH mention "the notes", take a shot.
If KJA/BH talk about "getting the details right", take a shot.
If KJA mentions an award or nomination, take a shot.
If KJA plugs one of his non-Dune books, take a shot (one for each book mentioned).
If KJA writing "more than 100 books" is mentioned, take a shot.
If BH makes a mystical reference to his mother (e.g. "watching over them") , take a shot.

Geez, easy way to get drunk.

HBJ

If either idiot mentions "filling in the gaps," take a shot;

If one of them tells the "how Hacky met Bobo" story, hit yourself in the head with a hammer;

If "Hellhole" is mentioned, drink straight from the bottle;

If KJA mentions that "Paul is a hero," kill yourself;

If Bobo starts doing his weird math ("Dad wrote six, we've written 10, and three more will make ... uh ... 19"), hit the person next to you really hard;

[Video only] If Bobo stares off into space and looks dangerously close to actually falling asleep, laugh uproariously.

how is this a game ?

it's the only way I can thru an interview ...

Drink when:
If KJA mentions fans begging him to write more.
If they claim the new book explains Frank's books better than Frank's books did.
Everytime KJA mentions adding Music Producer or Movie Producer to his resume.
Anytime the number, quality, or method of discovery of the notes changes, switch liquor types.

Video/Photo
Drink everytime KJA stops and turns to smile at the camera, even if he's in mid conversation.

Get alcohol poisoning and liver failure:

Every time you play a drinking game based on one of KJA/BH's stupid interviews

othaderak wrote:Get alcohol poisoning and liver failure:

Every time you play a drinking game based on one of KJA/BH's stupid interviews

Zing!

Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"

trang wrote:Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"

strangely enough he doesn't say that as often as the rest

lotek wrote:

trang wrote:Take a pull:
Everytime KJA mentions "the lone person attacking his work"
Everytime KJA mentions "talifans"

strangely enough he doesn't say that as often as the rest

Make it a whole beer for that then.

Having a wee drinkee should be a pleasant experience, I think the above would result in a lot of angry pissed people, with the kicking of dogs and what 'ave you :/

I can't kick my dogs, too many of the bastards

I'll kick the neighbour's he's small

lotek wrote:I can't kick my dogs, too many of the bastards

I'll kick the neighbour's he's small

You could beat your wife or kids.

if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )

lotek wrote:if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )

If you treat them too nice they'll treat you like a door mat. You've got to smack them around a little to show 'em who's boss.

Just kidding.

Freakzilla wrote:

lotek wrote:if i had one
the last one left cause I was such a nice guy so she said(now that'd be a reason to start drinking and beating women )

If you treat them too nice they'll treat you like a door mat. You've got to smack them around a little to show 'em who's boss.

Just kidding.

the female capacity for absorbing paradox will never cease to amaze me

guys...you just gotta love them....

I wouldn't make it past the first paragraph doing this. It's even worse than the Lord of the Rings drinking game

Take a shot when: KJA jokes with his arms/hands (Pretending to whip bobo, drawing in the air a large square emphasizing large floppy disks)

Eyes High wrote:

guys...you just gotta love them....

I certainly hope that's the way its gonna be

Nebiros wrote:Take a shot when: KJA jokes with his arms/hands (Pretending to whip bobo, drawing in the air a large square emphasizing large floppy disks)

Does he really do this?

I've never actually made it to the end of a video featuring TheKJA. I get so mad just looking at him, and listening to his pig-voice, that I have to stop watching.

Take a shot when Bobo pushes up his glasses.

Does he really do this?

If you watch their google presentation I linked to in another thread you will see him do it twice. Now that I think of it, take a shot everytime he does a hand gesture at all.

Here is another clip with him doing it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A6-UzV ... re=related

lotek wrote:

Eyes High wrote:

guys...you just gotta love them....

I certainly hope that's the way its gonna be

You know it ! .. ..After all...some of y'all are just soooo loveable.

Nebiros wrote:Take a shot when Bobo pushes up his glasses.

Does he really do this?

If you watch their google presentation I linked to in another thread you will see him do it twice. Now that I think of it, take a shot everytime he does a hand gesture at all.

Here is another clip with him doing it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A6-UzV ... re=related

That was painful to watch. So many things wrong with that video.

At dragon*con the notes were of course talked about. I found it interesting that according to what I remember the label on the floppy disk was dot matrix printer label. Not the disk that we have all been shown.

Discuss....

I think he said that the contents of the disks were printed on a dot-matrix printer and included in the box.