I'll pass. I couldn't be any less interested in meeting those two dorks.Drunken Idaho wrote:Any other Canadians interested in coming?
Winds of Dune: a complete non-event
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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
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Freakzilla wrote:I just want one with "Jacurutu" in the OH font with blood on the sand, and "The Cast Out" below, like in Drunken's sig.
I've got the logo in vector if you want it
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Please! jlkiv@comcast.netDuneFishUK wrote:Freakzilla wrote:I just want one with "Jacurutu" in the OH font with blood on the sand, and "The Cast Out" below, like in Drunken's sig.
I've got the logo in vector if you want it
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I've decided not to go. It's simply not worth it.
I'd have to swing by home after work to pick up something for PooPants to autograph, then drive more than an hour to Toronto through a lot of bullshit traffic, then probably wait in line while hating myself for even being there, stand face to face with them, and drive all the way back.
I have to remind myself that they are not worth the effort to go through all that. They don't truly represent Frank, so fuck it.
Although... I did plan to address Brian only, and act as if Kevin was invisible. Might have been entertaining.
I'd have to swing by home after work to pick up something for PooPants to autograph, then drive more than an hour to Toronto through a lot of bullshit traffic, then probably wait in line while hating myself for even being there, stand face to face with them, and drive all the way back.
I have to remind myself that they are not worth the effort to go through all that. They don't truly represent Frank, so fuck it.
That's probably how he'll react to my questions. I'll pass.Freakzilla wrote:I asked KJA to sign Road to Dune and asked if they would do another with the Dune 7 outline.
He said anything of interest was published in RtD. That told me all I needed to know (there is no outline.)
Although... I did plan to address Brian only, and act as if Kevin was invisible. Might have been entertaining.
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"Excuse me, I was talking to Mr. Herbert...who are you, again?"Drunken Idaho wrote:I've decided not to go. It's simply not worth it.
I'd have to swing by home after work to pick up something for PooPants to autograph, then drive more than an hour to Toronto through a lot of bullshit traffic, then probably wait in line while hating myself for even being there, stand face to face with them, and drive all the way back.
I have to remind myself that they are not worth the effort to go through all that. They don't truly represent Frank, so fuck it.
That's probably how he'll react to my questions. I'll pass.Freakzilla wrote:I asked KJA to sign Road to Dune and asked if they would do another with the Dune 7 outline.
He said anything of interest was published in RtD. That told me all I needed to know (there is no outline.)
Although... I did plan to address Brian only, and act as if Kevin was invisible. Might have been entertaining.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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Bottom line: that's my feeling, too.GamePlayer wrote:I'll pass. I couldn't be any less interested in meeting those two dorks.
They are a pair of hack "authors" who write Dune fanfic. I wouldn't go 90 seconds out of my way to meet either one of them.
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I wouldn't cross the street to piss on them if they were on fire.
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Freakzilla wrote:"Excuse me, I was talking to Mr. Herbert...who are you, again?"Drunken Idaho wrote:I've decided not to go. It's simply not worth it.
I'd have to swing by home after work to pick up something for PooPants to autograph, then drive more than an hour to Toronto through a lot of bullshit traffic, then probably wait in line while hating myself for even being there, stand face to face with them, and drive all the way back.
I have to remind myself that they are not worth the effort to go through all that. They don't truly represent Frank, so fuck it.
That's probably how he'll react to my questions. I'll pass.Freakzilla wrote:I asked KJA to sign Road to Dune and asked if they would do another with the Dune 7 outline.
He said anything of interest was published in RtD. That told me all I needed to know (there is no outline.)
Although... I did plan to address Brian only, and act as if Kevin was invisible. Might have been entertaining.
Exactly!
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I'd ask them "When does Frank arrive to sign books" if I thought I was accomplished enough an actor to keep a straight face long enough for it to sell.
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Has anyone read this book? I'm only interested if it's actually even worse that the colossal turd that was Sandworms.
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It can't be worse than sadworms, nothing could be worse.chanilover wrote:Has anyone read this book? I'm only interested if it's actually even worse that the colossal turd that was Sandworms.
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Done.. I think... (new email program). Can convert.Freakzilla wrote:Please! jlkiv@comcast.netDuneFishUK wrote:Freakzilla wrote:I just want one with "Jacurutu" in the OH font with blood on the sand, and "The Cast Out" below, like in Drunken's sig.
I've got the logo in vector if you want it
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They upped the ante with Sandworms, I've never come across anything quite like it. They couldn't have made it worse if they'd tried.
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Well he finally did a blahg. Not a very happy one I might add. Just complaining about arriving in Toronto late with no time to prepare for their appearances and the summer heat. The only happy part for Kevin: his fanboys came to meet him dressed as storm troopers.
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I am trying to understand why a Dune fan would dress up as a stormtrooper? Feels like a fully dressed KKK member visiting Harlem.Nebiros wrote:Well he finally did a blahg. Not a very happy one I might add. Just complaining about arriving in Toronto late with no time to prepare for their appearances and the summer heat. The only happy part for Kevin: his fanboys came to meet him dressed as storm troopers.
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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fucking chickens all of them!!!
HE did it
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HE did it
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You know he wrote a library of YA SW books, right?Serkanner wrote:I am trying to understand why a Dune fan would dress up as a stormtrooper? Feels like a fully dressed KKK member visiting Harlem.Nebiros wrote:Well he finally did a blahg. Not a very happy one I might add. Just complaining about arriving in Toronto late with no time to prepare for their appearances and the summer heat. The only happy part for Kevin: his fanboys came to meet him dressed as storm troopers.
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I was trying to forget that. I do know of course he destroyed multiple universes, but it is a dune meeting and not a SW meeting. I find it rather inappropriate. Just like tending a funeral in a clown suit.Freakzilla wrote:You know he wrote a library of YA SW books, right?Serkanner wrote:I am trying to understand why a Dune fan would dress up as a stormtrooper? Feels like a fully dressed KKK member visiting Harlem.Nebiros wrote:Well he finally did a blahg. Not a very happy one I might add. Just complaining about arriving in Toronto late with no time to prepare for their appearances and the summer heat. The only happy part for Kevin: his fanboys came to meet him dressed as storm troopers.
The guy in the video has a serious deathwish and I applaud the rather "mild" responses from the people taunted.
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Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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Here's a better one...
Barbara Bach, the actress who played Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard is going to be signing at Dragon*Con.
(Leonard Nemoy will be there, too! BTW)
Barbara Bach, the actress who played Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard is going to be signing at Dragon*Con.
(Leonard Nemoy will be there, too! BTW)
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I would do Barbara ... at least I would in the eighties. I have no idea what she looks like now.Freakzilla wrote:Here's a better one...
Barbara Bach, the actress who played Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard is going to be signing at Dragon*Con.
(Leonard Nemoy will be there, too! BTW)
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”
Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
and wrote a Dune Novel."
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I'm sorry, that's Catherine Bach:
Not sure how old that pic is.
(Barbara was a Bond Girl)
Not sure how old that pic is.
(Barbara was a Bond Girl)
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Another "large crowd" for the signings...
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I think the Imperial Guard and storm troopers aren't fans, they're security for Keith.
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Jessica Has Painful Wind on Dune: #147 on the USA Today Top #150 list.
http://content.usatoday.com/life/books/ ... ate=latest" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Is there a level beyond "Epic Fail"?
There's just no way to spin it: that is atrocious.
http://content.usatoday.com/life/books/ ... ate=latest" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Is there a level beyond "Epic Fail"?
There's just no way to spin it: that is atrocious.
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