Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

You're really popular, look at all those threads with your name in them.

SHAMELESS BUMP

^^^ SHAMELESS (GREEN) BUM!

^^^ HEY!

I don't want redfishtaco looking at my bum. It frightens me.

Your bum frightens me, too, Tleszer.

HBJ

You have nothing to fear, HBJ. I've been told that, despite it being lurid, it is also GLORIOUS.

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What is this thread for again?

We're here trying to solve what it is, exactly, that Tina Turner is doing in that photo. We're stumped, so far ...

Now *that* scares me!

HBJ

Tleszer wrote:You have nothing to fear, HBJ. I've been told that, despite it being lurid, it is also GLORIOUS.

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What is this thread for again?

It's about RL...

Rakis wrote:

Tleszer wrote:You have nothing to fear, HBJ. I've been told that, despite it being lurid, it is also GLORIOUS.

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What is this thread for again?

It's about RL...

It's been such crazyness.

I know what Tina is doing, she's training with Mr Myagi to master the secret Okinawan 'Crane' technique :

lotek wrote:I know what Tina is doing, she's training with Mr Myagi to master the secret Okinawan 'Crane' technique

Looks more like tiger/eagle claw to me...either way, she's getting ready to whoop some ass. And that scares me. A lot.

might be closer to the mark but imagining tina with old myagi had some charm to it

Miyagi: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.
[walks away, still making circular motions with hands]
Miyagi: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

lotek wrote:might be closer to the mark but imagining tina with old myagi had some charm to it

Oh, totally. Miyagi was a badass back in the day.

One of my buddies ran into him (well, the actor) in a bar in Florida and actually sat and had a few drinks with him. Said he was pretty down-to-earth and friendly...of course, he had been drinking. And who isn't friendly when they've been drinking?

Y'all know Will Smith is making a a new Karate Kid, right?

smugetsu wrote:

lotek wrote:might be closer to the mark but imagining tina with old myagi had some charm to it

Oh, totally. Miyagi was a badass back in the day.

One of my buddies ran into him (well, the actor) in a bar in Florida and actually sat and had a few drinks with him. Said he was pretty down-to-earth and friendly...of course, he had been drinking. And who isn't friendly when they've been drinking?

was it that scene?

[some drunks were drinking and setting their beer bottles on Mr. Miyagi's truck]
Miyagi: Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles.
Yahoo at Beach: Kindly do it yourself, Mr. Moto.

quotes from this page http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087538/quotes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
(has that cool feature that links the character to the actor's page, so that "Yahoo At Beach"(like that ) gets his face back )

Freakzilla wrote:Y'all know Will Smith is making a a new Karate Kid, right?

I feel compelled to post something really inappropriate at this point so I'll be saying nite y'all!

Freakzilla wrote:Y'all know Will Smith is making a a new Karate Kid, right?

please no don't let him do that I mean he's gonna end up making the bloomin' soundtrack isn't he?

now that will (un)enlighten my day...

Is Dianetics trying to add Martial Art to its religion/philosophy list now?

Pat Morita's best role ever was "The Chink"
in "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" ...


besides Happy Days, of course ...

"What key?"

"Asia minor."

Best line in Happy Days history.

Tina is a warrior and would spit on that wimp Bobo Herbert if she found out he was too scared to fly to booksignings. She dragged her arse onstage after Ike smacked ten tonnes of crap out of her and would be appalled at that spineless wet fart Bobo.

Beyond ThunderThrone ... of DUNE.

she wears the weirdest stillsuit I've ever seen though