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Well that certainly didn't take very long... Not even a week as a member, and I've been banned from dunenovels! What makes it even better is that I didn't get an explanation e-mail, warning... not a single damned thing.

I mean, I figured I'd get banned eventually, but wow.

So, if you too have been banned, celebrate with me! Sign in here, and if you remember why, let us know!

There are quite a few who've been banned from Dumbnovels, did you even make a post? Byron likes to ban people just for joining here.

Yeah, I made a couple of posts. I made sure to not include profanity or racial slurs, but who knows.

Like I said, I'm not surprised at all. I assumed I'd be banned within a month simply because Byron looks here at this forum. I made this thread as a kind of "up yours" to Byron and crew, since I know he'll see it. With that said...



Hi Byron! Hopefully KJA will quit ruining the good name of the Herbert family soon!

Baaraka s-Saani' fiika. The Maker bless you!

And join the club.

The "pussy degree" of ByrByr's admining will skyrocket as they prepare to break Winds. (Shoot their WoD?)

I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did.

Karyle wrote:I assumed I'd be banned within a month simply because Byron looks here at this forum.

Probable. Byron considers the entire interwebs to be just an extension of DuneNovels.com — anything said anywhere is grounds for dismissal. Either that or his vagina was bothering him. Who knows?

That time of the month?

Again so soon?!

SandChigger wrote:The "pussy degree" of ByrByr's admining will skyrocket as they prepare to break Winds. (Shoot their WoD?)

Whoa, he might even ban me!

As far as I am concerned the only purpose of that entire site is to get banned from it.

Omphalos wrote:As far as I am concerned the only purpose of that entire site is to get banned from it.

Amen Brother Omph!!!

Was banned long while back, I posted some question that I kept hammering on and I think I eventually said something about KJA and a donkey or I forget but dont care its a giant propaganda site for KJA's EGO and the Defiling of the Dune Canon.

F'm if he cant take a joke.

Long Live FH!!
Long live DUNE CANON!!
LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!
LONG LIVE OHers!!

pre-banned from Over There

signed up here and there same day,
by the time Merritt got around to looking,
I'd already been drunk & raging all over this board

made several sock-puppets, strung his dumb ass along
for awhile with "ghani" & "nuduneman" before that got
REAL boring ....

oh yeah,

Welcome. Your Water is Ours.

If I recall correctly you're not the first person to get banned-by-association at DunceNovels in a nearly instantaneous fashion. Dumbnovels has pretty much been on high alert ever since the disgruntled Dune fans became too numerous and appeared too often on their boards. They simply couldn't afford to give everyone the standard three-chances and now they simply have the Stasi monitoring all the Dune fan forums. Short, balding men in headphones and grey pants with no life are reading/recording everything in this very thread

SandRider wrote:pre-banned from Over There

As was I. Tried to register not long after pooping all over Waterworms in an Amazon review. "TheDukester" wouldn't work; other sign-ons would. I wasn't interested. I've gots to be me!

They made a name for they way I got banned from there.

Freakzilla wrote:They made a name for they way I got banned from there.

Aye, freakbanned it is. Yarr, terrible business that.

Karyle wrote:I didn't get an explanation e-mail, warning... not a single damned thing.

He does that... I'm pretty sure I got Freakbanned for linking to my site - which has a link to Jacurutu but buggered if he told me anything.

Welcome aboard... TALIFAN!

I cant remember why I got banned on Ampoliros...but my Sock puppet got banned for this:



Oh yeah, i think Amp got banned for my Barbecue PoD thread over here...

How'd you get that picture of SandRider?

If you send him some pix of yourself, he'll send you a whole zipped archive of his own stuff, organized in folders by month, like a calendar or something. (Watch out for the full spread in the last one. When they say "Miss December!", take it as an imperative word to the wise. )

Or at least that's what Schu tells me.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm looking for pictures of SandRider...

I find keeping some mind-bleach is handy for situations like this