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another mcdune fail

Posted: 05 Jul 2009 10:56
by Schu
OK, so according to McDune, there's this Normacle bitch who has pretty fucking crazy powers and is something like the spiritual leader of the Guild, right? And she had crazy over-the-top prescience, right?

So then she surely must have seen the need for the golden path.

Why then does her pet organisation just act like a parasite and do fuck all about the golden path, and just LET the duniverse stagnate? Was she content to just let humanity die?

Re: another mcdune fail

Posted: 05 Jul 2009 11:07
by SandChigger
Yeah, for an omniscient being supposedly concerned with humanity she's pretty much a self-centered bitch who can't seem to find her own bung hole.

Seems like when the Navigators or someone else really need her help, she basically tells them to work it out themselves and then fooks off into another dimension. (= essentially up her own pershwanky)

Re: another mcdune fail

Posted: 07 Jul 2009 22:26
by Rakis
Baraka Bryan wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Yeah, for an omniscient being supposedly concerned with humanity she's pretty much a self-centered bitch who can't seem to find her own bung hole.

Seems like when the Navigators or someone else really need her help, she basically tells them to work it out themselves and then fooks off into another dimension. (= essentially up her own pershwanky)

actually at those times she runs off and does unspeakable things with TehKJA. it's all compiled in his definitive collection, KJA of Dune but for some reason, Tor didn't want to publish.
Let me guess : there is an entire chapter about KJA and Norma at Denny's?... :)

Re: another mcdune fail

Posted: 08 Jul 2009 07:55
by Tleszer
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: another mcdune fail

Posted: 08 Jul 2009 09:01
by SandChigger
Which naturally he recorded with his handy IC recorder (which is grafted into the skin of the back of his hand), narrating the action in perfect Polished Prose™. :P

Re: another mcdune fail

Posted: 08 Jul 2009 11:03
by SandChigger
:puke: :crazy: