Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

This is probably the best film ever made -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

Baraka Bryan wrote:
(you're a little slow on the draw though )

Move over mega shark...

Mega Piranha is here!

SyFy original movie ?



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HA! HA-HA-hahaha-HA!

I no clicky, just being smart ass - yet ...

can we all agree Siffy sucks Cartman's Balls ?

KJA-kinda bad ....

ha haha ha ... heh.... ha ... whew ...

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Siffy pretty much sucks every ball on the planet.

sadly as much as I hate those Made for TV sci-fi movies, in 30 years they will be like the ones we watch with nostalgia (godzilla, ghamera, rodan etc) for this generation.

I saw previews for mega Piranha and was on the floor laughing so hard I cried. in one of the previews a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

Classic C league shit.

trang wrote:sadly as much as I hate those Made for TV sci-fi movies, in 30 years they will be like the ones we watch with nostalgia (godzilla, ghamera, rodan etc) for this generation.

I saw previews for mega Piranha and was on the floor laughing so hard I cried. in one of the previews a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

Classic C league shit.

I tried to watch it but it was just too sad.

a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

huh.

in the one with the lost Marines in Afghanistan,
a sandworm jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter ...

SandRider wrote:

a Piranha jumps into the sky and looks like it eats a Helicopter!!!

huh.

in the one with the lost Marines in Afghanistan,
a sandworm jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter ...

In the Bigfoot one with the lost Canadian scout troop,
Hyppo jumps into the sky and eats a helicopter.
Then she eats the scout troop.
Takes her act on the road. All Hell breaks loose when she rolls into Alberta.
Literally.

This one is very fun.
Do you have a link for this lost Marines in Afghanistan ?

I think the reference would be this
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJL_ifp3 ... re=related[/youtube]

Anudar wrote:This one is very fun.
Do you have a link for this lost Marines in Afghanistan ?

oh, it was a throw-away Siffy "original movie" over the winter - only saw a bit of it,
flipped to FreeSpeechTV before the stupid got too set in ....

it was basically the same Marine squad in that Aliens sequel, complete with prereq butch
Mexican broad (who dies third from last, after kicking alot of ass), an inept pussy Lt. and
the all-american-boy staff sergeant who takes charge -with advice & consent from the
grizzled Black veteran corpsman ....

anyways, they get separated from the rest of the force or something and get taken hostage
by the taliban - while they're tied up in the shed and and the bad guys are arguing about how
to execute them, they hear all hell breaking loose - butch AMD gets loose and turns every body
else loose, they go outside and all the taliban are just blood splatters on the mud bricks ...

Black guy says "This doan look good"
Lt begins to cry ... & etc.

so they walk out into the desert and get attacked by a fucking sandworm ... that was where I got off ...

This must have been why David Carrodine hung himself:



http://www.fangoria.com/index.php?optio ... Itemid=167" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Carradine at his finest!

If you liked that, you'll love this...

have you seen this one ?

(Wasn't that what's-his-face... Julia Roberts' brother? Dayum... what a crappy career! )

I dunno, but the croc was chasing motherfucking Erkel ....

He needs killin'.

Urkel or the croc ?

Urkel, of course.

That was one hell of a bungee jump ...

I think the sharktopus is a great monster