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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 06 Jul 2010 18:58
by SandChigger
You smell of arse!
My nose you hurt!
'Tis easy to fart
When you wear a skirt!
Zee gem eez own, EENGLEESH MEASURE!!!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 06 Jul 2010 19:20
by Robspierre
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 06 Jul 2010 20:36
by Tleszer
Now it's ON!
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 08 Jul 2010 06:05
by inhuien
Rob, ye ken that was the only racial slur propagated by the English that's based on fact.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 08 Jul 2010 10:46
by Robspierre
inhuien wrote:Rob, ye ken that was the only racial slur propagated by the English that's based on fact.
Don't I know
Every time the bloody hens see a man in a kilt they hae tae confirm for themselves
Rob
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 27 Dec 2013 21:42
by SandRider
What is this, foul stench
That hath once again afflicted
My fair and virgin nares ?
Lo, from what fetid depth hath now crawled this putrid evil
Long since presumed dead and gangrenous ?
A wraith, then, surely not one of the living, a twisted ghola
Borne in the tanks of Shaitan! Foul creature, slinkest thou now
Upwards to the light? Breath thee then the pure air of Men ?
Nay! Nay, saith I, The SandRider; back to thy slimey hole,
Thy porn-filled caverns, & leave us, the World, at Peace ....
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 28 Dec 2013 08:00
by lotek
Just leave a couple of copies on the top of the stairs, for studies and such.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 30 Dec 2013 00:46
by SandChigger
By my faith! Dost thou yet wheeze and sputter thy spleen
Upon the earth, O flea-bitten reeling-ripe crook-pated haggard? Have on!
(And if source of stench thou seekest, look first to the depths
Of thine own "slimey hole"!)
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 24 Jul 2014 19:05
by Omphalos
O! Each of ye fetid fart bags!
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd;
No reckoning made, but sent to my account
With all my imperfections on my head.
At least I still wander these hallowed halls.
Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Posted: 25 Sep 2016 02:43
by SandRider
Now but how sad doth my heart turneth,
For in every corner of this belov'd sietch I search
In vain, seeking that stunted half-worm, half-man,
The bane of my dreams, that villain whose absence
Brings such pain.
He is Gone! He is Gone, and not returned,
Nine hundred days or more, and without his foil
My wit grows dull, sand drags at my feet,
And I wish to lay in the cool waters, forever,
Alone.