SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
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SandChigger ! Thou Art Villain ....
Ah, Foul Tick, how loathsome & furry is thine image !
I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something ....
Away, you three-inch fool, you foul-spoken coward,
that thund'rest with thy tongue, but with thy weapon,
nothing dares perform ....
{edit to correct topic title misspelling}
Last edited by SandRider on 23 May 2009 13:36, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
These are always fun ...
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Rider v Chigger
Ah English, the language where pretty much any word can have any meaning! - A Thing of Eternity
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What, O surly, teetering Haggard? Hast thou found at last
within the Stygian depths of thy baseborn churlish heart
the pluck to mewl again at me? Miscreant wart, have at!
Yea, I warrant full well thou wouldst fancy a tryst with dog,
thou reeky rump-snorting wagtail. Thy maggot-pie dreams
do but reveal the earth-vexing dissembling of a hedge-born cur.
Fie on thee! Had coneys the use of human hands, I should pull forth
thy foot-licking tongue and with it strangle thee!
within the Stygian depths of thy baseborn churlish heart
the pluck to mewl again at me? Miscreant wart, have at!
Yea, I warrant full well thou wouldst fancy a tryst with dog,
thou reeky rump-snorting wagtail. Thy maggot-pie dreams
do but reveal the earth-vexing dissembling of a hedge-born cur.
Fie on thee! Had coneys the use of human hands, I should pull forth
thy foot-licking tongue and with it strangle thee!
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
This should be interesting.
What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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"I must have missed 60 Minutes. What are they saying?"
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Just that awesome.
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I thinks the little conseys is prescious!
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
And round one goes to The Sandrider, on points.
However: .
I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
However: .
I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Yeah, I think that is all them.TheDukester wrote:Seriously, is there like a Shakespeare-esque language generator out there on the interwebs that these guys are tapping into? Or are they just that awesome?
What fear is there in the night?
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(Don't I wish. )
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I second this motion.inhuien wrote: I think you two should take it to the Mud-Pit for round two.
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
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A Thing of Eternity wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!SandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
QFT
...and i don't want to see Chigger's head on a girl wrestling in mud either...i still have nightmares about that pic with a bed and roses...
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As long as you remember to turn the sepia tone to a pink hue, I'm all for itSandChigger wrote:Darlin', you wanna hear something scary?
I've been thinking of doing a Chiga LaBoof version of that off-sepia pic Carlos posted in the Paul-casting thread the other day.
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THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!!
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ChickChigger, wearing a pink shirt with rose petals strategically positioned, mud wrestling Chiga LaBoof would be epic!
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What fear is there in the night?
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
Nothing, but that which is in our own imaginations.
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"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!!
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It's not pink. It's lightish red.Ampoliros wrote:"I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but really man, its a whole lot faster to just say Pink"SandChigger wrote:THE DAMNED SHIRT WAS SALMON DAMMIT!!!
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Re: SandChigger ! Thou Art Villian ....
there is always a problem wearing a Salmon colored shirt, does it signify your cruising down stream for fun and frolic... or are you forging up stream against current in preparation to spawn?
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Can't I go both ways?
Um ... let me rephrase that....
Um ... let me rephrase that....